Blast from the past: Cottage Inn stoner

Submitted by Topher on June 25th, 2010 at 2:42 AM

This was funny. That is all.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, Whatsup? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: Sun dried Tomatoes. When you said: We'll bake that right up for you, we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

Comments

Njia

June 25th, 2010 at 7:27 AM ^

Okay, fess up ... You "just happen" to know who wrote this, don't you? ;-)

I can see this thread quickly morphing into "that reminds me of the time..."

Noahdb

June 25th, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^

The scene where Chaplin cooks and eats the boot in "Gold Rush?" A pre-cursor to a nation of college students suffering the munchies.