Since the universe has abandoned all logic and reason, our only possible response to this event is to hire CUM as our OC, right? I have to assume the announcement is forthcoming. No reason to care about ethics when we're clearly either all dead and in the Bad Place or alive and in Bizarro World.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:23 PM ^
no, i was thinking resurrecting Yost for HC
January 7th, 2019 at 2:03 PM ^
This is going to end poorly.....
January 7th, 2019 at 2:04 PM ^
Bizarro world: upvotes are downvotes and downvotes are upvotes
January 7th, 2019 at 2:37 PM ^
Maybe... but I laughed out loud!
January 7th, 2019 at 2:04 PM ^
DJ Durkin as DL coach?
January 7th, 2019 at 2:05 PM ^
Fuck it we can play that game too
Art Briles the greatest offensive mind of his generation come on down.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:06 PM ^
Get Bob Stitt on the line.....
January 7th, 2019 at 2:49 PM ^
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo
January 7th, 2019 at 2:44 PM ^
This isn't even somewhat true.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:07 PM ^
He won't even remember that he coached for OSU
January 7th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
Omg I’m dying lol
January 7th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
Omg I’m dying lol
January 7th, 2019 at 3:26 PM ^
You only live twice...wait crap
January 7th, 2019 at 2:11 PM ^
Bring in Gene Smith as AD so we can bring our level compliance on par with OSU
January 7th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
Mods.... please delete this thread!!
January 7th, 2019 at 2:12 PM ^
Lets just jump into the deep end of the pool.
Urban Head Coach
Art Briles: OC
Hugh Freeze: Recruiting Coordinator / Social Events
DJ Durkin: DC
January 7th, 2019 at 2:14 PM ^
Let's not forget we need a top AD as well. Give the job to Petrino! He needs something to do now that he's clearly past his coaching prime.
January 7th, 2019 at 3:31 PM ^
You misspelled "Pitino".
January 7th, 2019 at 2:15 PM ^
If we want to hire a coach specifically for social events, why not go with Rick Pitino? He wouldn't have to do anything with football.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:25 PM ^
I would definitely love to be on Hugh's cellphone family plan.
January 7th, 2019 at 4:00 PM ^
Dantonio for DC
January 7th, 2019 at 11:21 PM ^
DJ is requesting the Strength & Conditioning position.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:13 PM ^
Day said screw finding a new DC, I'll just go straight to the source for defensive experts!
January 7th, 2019 at 5:13 PM ^
So many people would have gone to jail for that today.
My guess it it was one take. Think they told the kid that was in the scene.
January 7th, 2019 at 8:17 PM ^
Nice backswing. A little more knee bend would have gotten him 6 more inches in height and likely 2 more feet of distance.
I have 3 kids and know what I'm talking about.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:15 PM ^
Dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!
January 7th, 2019 at 2:16 PM ^
No. Just. No.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:19 PM ^
Kill this thread with nerve agents.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:20 PM ^
Is Jerry Sandusky available to coach anything?
January 7th, 2019 at 2:26 PM ^
He can be facilities manager.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:20 PM ^
How am I just now discovering the CUM acronym for Coach Urban Meyer?
January 7th, 2019 at 2:26 PM ^
Because we're not knuckle dragging oxygen thieves like our friends in CBus or EL.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:39 PM ^
I'm just using the SEC naming convention, sir. Not my fault those are his initials.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:21 PM ^
Get Jim Tressel on the phone!
January 7th, 2019 at 2:40 PM ^
We need a new University Administrator! Can you imagine him in a maize sweater vest?
January 7th, 2019 at 2:21 PM ^
Bizzaro world indeed
January 7th, 2019 at 2:24 PM ^
Urban couldn't be as successful at Michigan due to how he'd recruit and have to operate
January 7th, 2019 at 2:27 PM ^
That's real hot. I'd hate to think what Urban would've done with Denard and Devin at QB.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:35 PM ^
Turned them into drug smugglers?
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