Big Insider News Courtesy of Me

Submitted by dex on
guys I have good AUTHORITY that more than ONE but less than SIX players will LEAVE michigan football TEAM before kickoff of 2010 season. they are not HAPPY but SAD with way football team goes. not sure if they LOVE football or just LIKE. no sugarcoat, players might leave. i cannot tell you WHO might LEAVE, so if ANYONE leaves that means i am RIGHT. if nobody leaves, i am sorry i REPORTED IT but it is a possibility. other insider news - Michigan will play FOOTBALL game this fall against OTHER SCHOOLs. also, might RAIN This weekend but no sugarcoat could be sunny.

ShockFX

May 28th, 2009 at 3:55 PM ^

"just epinion and enews. magnus needs SUGARCOATING of his e-reporting. no SUGAR here. OATBRAN of online news. no LUCKY CHARMS." I keep rereading this and cracking up. I need clinical help.

Blue Durham

May 28th, 2009 at 11:05 AM ^

Be sure to keep us REGULARLY posted on recruiting as well so we will know who MIGHT come, who might NOT, who might be considering us and who might not.

wolverine1987

May 28th, 2009 at 11:54 AM ^

Going over to gbmw, the writing style and everyone's parody is hilarious, but one thing I don't get is the CAPS--I don't see any over there so why are they always a part of the parody?

bluebloodedfan

May 28th, 2009 at 3:42 PM ^

Before you acknowledged that your usage of the word their was wrong, I was going to send you this post to point out that it was wrong even though I know you totally did it on purpose just because I wanted to right this really really long run on sentence with out any punctations...The GRAMMAR police will never catch me! NEVER!! Runs down the mgoblog streets laughing like one of those villans in the chinese karate flicks.

Michigan Arrogance

May 28th, 2009 at 12:30 PM ^

had random CAPSLOCK for no APPARENT reason. i suspect, in an effort to not be a grammatical laughing stock, they are trying to do a bit better at the grammar. they certainly are: "Competition next to recruiting, is the bloodline of your program." i had to read that sentence 3 times.

BigBum

May 28th, 2009 at 1:27 PM ^

I like the posts that are vague for we tend to attack the grammar instead of the comments. They brighten my day like a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

Elno Lewis

May 28th, 2009 at 2:24 PM ^

I heard Bill Martin and RR don't get along. Too many patients or something. I think they scheduled 2 Manny patients. Thanks for the scooop!

HartAttack20-20

May 28th, 2009 at 4:09 PM ^

or did other people find this post pretty funny. I don't know if this guy is trying to be funny but i for sure lol'd when i read this. AWESOME POST

bluebloodedfan

May 28th, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^

I missed Dex and his classic rants. But I must admit when I first read this headline I thought the knowledgable one known as the Knowledge was the op for this post. Yes . levitate . revel in glory while levitating over the big house . . Yes