BHGP runs a marathon

Submitted by Blazefire on July 11th, 2012 at 3:46 PM

In their never-ending string of total awesomeness, hilarity and badassery, the authors of BHGP bring you a summer marathon as only they could do it.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/7/11/3150747/hfmrs-summer-running-tour-volume-1

If I ever go to Iowa, I'm going to follow these guys around like a sad puppy until they clue me into their genius and let me come along on some of their shenanigans. Of course, to do this one I'd have to get in some sort of shape that isn't accurately described as "flabby".

Comments

Everyone Murders

July 11th, 2012 at 4:09 PM ^

You're fluffy!  (At least that's how an ob-gyn friend of mine describes overweight expectant mothers.  "As in, this will be a difficulty delivery as the patient is fluffy.")

I don't know what the BHGP beef with Pat Fitzgerald is, but a commentor's gif of the author leaping over the finish line is for the ages.  Anyone know the genesis of the Pat Fitzgerald beef?

 

 

graybeaver

July 11th, 2012 at 5:29 PM ^

These guys are clowns. They think the Iowa football head coaching job is more attractive than Michigans. Iowa has always been mediocre and will always be mediocre. They can't recruit.

Everyone Murders

July 11th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^

If by "clowns" you mean "comedic geniuses/genii" I agree wholeheartedly.  Otherwise I wholeheartedly disagree.

Before you dismiss BHGP, witness perhaps the best over-the-top hate-week post in the history of the interwebs. 

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2011/9/7/2405825/are-you-there-cyclone-fan-its-me-again

I don't drop by BHGP for their football analysis.  I go for comedy.  And when they're "on" I think they're hilarious.

French West Indian

July 11th, 2012 at 6:01 PM ^

...the weird convergence of humor, fashion, and OMG-shirtless centered on college football...I'm begining to think that there is a huge market for a college football blog that is flamingly gay.