Bemidji State hate/jokes thread

Submitted by Anonymosity on March 26th, 2010 at 10:23 AM

I'll start:

Q: How does a University of Michigan alum efficiently remove a Bemidji State University alum from his or her front porch?

A: Exchange money for the food items the Bemidji State University alum has delivered to his or her place of residence. The University of Michigan alum should be sure to tip handsomely as not only do Bemidji State University alumni often earn wages below the national median, but this action will also indicate that the food purchaser has a fair amount of disposable income as a direct or indirect result of his or her University of Michigan education.

FIRE AWAY.

Comments

Tater

March 26th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^

There is no real rivalry yet, ergo no hatred. I'm just hoping Michigan gets past them. As much as I like the spirit of the original post, recycling MSU jokes and substituting BSU doesn't quite "get it" for me.

In other words, I'll pass but Go Blue.

ThePrivileger

March 26th, 2010 at 12:29 PM ^

You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and Bemidji jump in to sniff and because they are lolstupid they drown and die and we win because we are smrt GO MICHIGAN VICTORY #1 USA!

M-Wolverine

March 26th, 2010 at 1:35 PM ^

I thought they did that themselves when they named the University...

(And why Bermidji STATE? Was plain old University of Bermidji taken? Where's the State of Bermidji?)

jmblue

March 26th, 2010 at 5:45 PM ^

I can't hate them. They're from somewhere up in the north woods (North Dakota? Minnesota? Canada? No one really knows), they have a cool-sounding name, and their logo is classic: