Perkis-Size Me

February 11th, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^

I would not mind having a clean sweep of our rivals in basketball this season.

I hope Craft fouls out tonight and has to watch from the sidelines as we rip his team's guts out on their own court. Preferably on a buzzer-beater from Stauskas. I hope tonight sends their team in another downward spiral that has them flirting with NIT status. I hope every non-injury related calamity that can befall OSU basketball happens tonight. In the words of Dean Wormer, "I hate those guys."

We don't get these guys at home this year, so here's to making tonight count.