Another Decommit - I Blame Delaney [parody]

Submitted by MGoShoe on December 14th, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Oh, woe is Michigan.

“Much of being a legend is about fame,” said the recruit. “And while that’s great, fame doesn’t necessarily leave a positive impact on the world. Leaders do. So I wanted to play for a team that is associated with leaders. Let those other teams worry about being legends.”

Illinois head coach Ron Zook said he is excited to get his commitment.

“I was honestly worried when we were placed in the Leaders division that we would miss out on all the kids who want to be legends,” said Zook. “But this young man is showing that he has great character. You can’t have enough players like that.”

Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez says he pleaded with him to reconsider.

“Before the conference announced the division names, he was 100-percent committed to Michigan,” said Rodriguez. “If it wasn’t for the division names, that young man would be wearing maize and blue next year. I told him that they were just meaningless, soul-crushing, corporate-created placeholders, but he said he didn’t want to risk it.”

This sucks. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Comments

UMAmaizinBlue

December 14th, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^

Threw my Biggby's Mint Hot Chocolate at the wall in ANGAR when I saw this thread. If that had happened, you sir would have been hunted down to pay for making me do that.

UMAmaizinBlue

December 14th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^

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/sales pitch

OMG Shirtless

December 14th, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^

This reminds me of a thread started by the WLA where they completely made up a prospect and had the board flustered for a few hours trying to look the kid up.  I don't remember what it was called, if I could find it, I'd post a link.  Maybe someone else knows what I'm talking about.

pdgoblue25

December 14th, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^

"What's wrong?" 

-That's what my co-worker just said to me when I loaded mgoblog, saw the title of this thread, and said, "fuck, you've got to be kidding me!?"

Tha Stunna

December 14th, 2010 at 6:19 PM ^

This parody was actually somewhat funny, unlike the many parodies of the same CC post that seem to keep popping up on the board.  I'd almost think those are real opinions - but that would just be silly.