Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is time to give up the Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God thought process. After watching a ball in OT bounce perfectly off an Illinois defender's helmet such that Hemmingway had an easy catch, it is time to announce to the world that we believe our former issues were the work of the most evil. Bo and Ufer have finally gotten God's attention turned back on Saturday afternoons to focusing on keeping the evil Satan (who owns the soul of Jim Tressel and others who have sold out to him for his recent 2.5 years of abuse of our beloved football program) from screwing with us.
I suggest we now refer to Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating Satan in reference to placing the blame where it truly belongs and in keeping it well understood that those who hate Michigan are, in essence, EVIL!!!
November 10th, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
are u okay?
November 10th, 2010 at 5:30 PM ^
Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
No? Then go outside, turn around three times, and spit.
November 10th, 2010 at 6:45 PM ^
curse then spit, or was it spit then curse. Whatever, just go!
November 10th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
Do you have a website dedicated to cat pictures?? Im just amazed to the amount of cat pics describing every single thing that transpires on this board.
November 10th, 2010 at 6:59 PM ^
I think that just displaced lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com as my time-killer of the week.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
That is some tongue.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:58 PM ^
How difficult it was to get Gene Simmons to hold still long enough to pose for this.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:06 PM ^
And here I thought it was a satyr eating a Fruit by the Foot.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:35 PM ^
Those most be Buckeye children. I heard Krampus is Brutus' cousin.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:57 PM ^
Sort of a great combination of Christmas and Halloween. Now those snot-nosed obnoxious neighborhood kids running all over my lawn can get what they deserve on Christmas Eve.
November 10th, 2010 at 6:02 PM ^
Krampus will definitely be incorporated into my Christmas' from here on out. Kudos to the above poster who was able to identify this mythical holiday beast. Well done, sir. Well done.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:56 PM ^
But I believe I owe this piece of knowledge to the MGoBoard from some time over summer. Either that or wikipedia.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:04 PM ^
now there's some family atmosphere!
November 10th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
You should have stopped at "It is time to give up the Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God thought process."
November 10th, 2010 at 5:19 PM ^
Why did you just post this? Especially with Arnett announcing tonight...
November 10th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
what time is Arnett's announcement?
November 10th, 2010 at 5:34 PM ^
It's scheduled for 7:00
November 10th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
I still exist.
~Angry Michigan <BLANK> Hating God
cc: JT Floyd's ankle, Teric Jones' knee.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:40 PM ^
Portrait of Angry Michigan <BLANK> Hating God.
November 10th, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^
Out freaking standing! I will picture this evil cat every time something bad happens! I think this cat also hates me at work sometimes.
November 11th, 2010 at 12:09 AM ^
See, I knew it was Satan....Someone needs to post a Church Lady video...
November 10th, 2010 at 5:27 PM ^
go away
just look at our saftey and corner injury report
November 10th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
OP. I want you to go outside and smack a hornets nest with a stick. As you observe the result you will then realize why the rest of us don't want you angering the gods.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
Looks like Brian may need to increase the MGoPoint threshhold for starting a thread again.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:34 PM ^
It's awesome. I may have to steal it for my company holiday card.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:41 PM ^
Would make a brilliant holiday card, feel free.
November 10th, 2010 at 6:06 PM ^
I would like to send this card for the Holidays to some buckeye fans I know. I would like to put the final score on the bottom UM 52 OSU 45.
November 10th, 2010 at 5:44 PM ^
You mean you guys think that the evil that has befallen our program over the past 2.5 or so years is the work of God versus the work of Satan?
I was always taught that anything that happened like this to a fine, outstanding, good and respected institution like Michigan football was the work of Satan and a work of evil as he tries to put down and crush those who are good.
Real Michigan Men understand that God, much like Bo and Ufer, is on our side!
November 10th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^
Your talk of God, Satan, and where they belong in the beliefs of Real Michigan Men is venturing into uncomfortable, unwelcome territory. Best to avoid.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:58 PM ^
Perhaps you miss the sense of humor and whimsy that I intended that should be accompaning this entire discussion. This is not a serious discussion of philosophy or life, but a bit of a light hearted attempt to say we should be blaming Angry Michigan Hating Satans for our fate and not Angry Michigan Hating Gods. That's why I appreciate the carciatures of Satan being posted
November 10th, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
November 10th, 2010 at 11:55 PM ^
THIS POST INCLUDED WHIMSY GODDAMMIT
November 11th, 2010 at 12:18 PM ^
Every once in awhile, just like down here when we elect a new pope, maybe up there they elect a new god.
So this new god (maybe he likes to be called something more creative, like Harry the Pickle)--maybe he likes Ohio State!
Or maybe he was, like many message board guys, denied admission to UM but posed as a UM grad on a blog or pay site--but was called a "WalMart Wolverine" one day and is now exacting his revenge as god-elect.
I seriously don't understand why anyone thinks ONE guy is the all-time god forever and ever, anyway. It kind of makes heaven boring if there's no advancement opportunities above halos and wings. What do the Type A personalities do up there for fun for a thousandy-grilliondy-hazillion years?