Amazing News From Rich Rod

Submitted by jg2112 on

I ran into him this evening at the Coney restaurant on 7 mile in Northville. He was wearing leopard print jorts.

He told me that O'Neil Swanson was outperforming Michael Shaw in practice, and that the team is considering switching to the 2-5 "over" defense because he's "sick of all the damn walk-ons outperforming his four-star recruits." Oh, he's already penciled in Denard as the starter against UConn, and Tate turned in his transfer papers and will be starting at North Dakota State this fall.

Rita had extra onions, if you're wondering.

jtmc33

April 1st, 2010 at 10:10 AM ^

North Dakota State... not North Dakota as you stated Zone Left.

Which makes a lot more sense because North Dakota runs a pro style offense and N.D.St. has a pass-first spread.

Also, N.D.St. has a Senior starting this year so Tate should start in his redshirt soph. year.

MaizeNBlue

April 1st, 2010 at 1:08 AM ^

For real though, RR and Rita were at the game signing autographs for little kids for most of it. Couldn't tell if the leopard print jorts were in use, though...

shoelace

April 1st, 2010 at 1:17 AM ^

So Tate's wrist was broken last year and now Denard is ahead of him and he is scared of the competition?

Saw this coming.

MGlobules

April 1st, 2010 at 6:28 AM ^

because I'm thinking "jeans short" (?), trying to recall. And the first thing I get is an image of some guy in the Hamptons w. his buns hanging well out of his. It's only 6:15 here, and I'm gonna have the image of RichRod's face and this guy's tuchuses haunting me the rest of the day.

Glad Rita is feeling comfortable enough among us that she can just say heck w. it, get the onions as she likes it, not worry what anyone thinks, btw.

The Beard of L…

April 1st, 2010 at 6:36 AM ^

Believed this if you had reported he was wearing a traditional Spanish leopard-print kilt.

Blazefire

April 1st, 2010 at 7:37 AM ^

RR was sighted wearing the scalped coif of GERG to cover his baldness.

GERG seen at the mall buying hats and wearing a head wrap of surgical gauze.

OHbornUMfan

April 1st, 2010 at 7:44 AM ^

Zubaz doesn't make leopard print jorts; only the awesome ziggy tiger striped ones we wore in the early Nineties to support our favorite NFL teams. They went great with our Starter jackets.

Tater

April 1st, 2010 at 7:47 AM ^

You could have waited until midnight, though, to make it official. And I didn't fall for it because the title had "amazing" in it.