Alfred Watson of Topeka, Kansas Poll has UM as Preseason #1

Submitted by alum96 on January 12th, 2016 at 2:10 AM

Returning starters - a lot

Lost to graduation - a few

Key takeaways from Alfred:  "I just like this team, have you seen the helmets - they are snazzy... and I think my poll holds up to any other out there.  Also ,,, Harbaugh."

Alfred has Bama #2,  Baylor #3, FSU #4, Clemson #5, Houston #6, Notre Dame #7..... OSU #9 and MSU #17 if interested.

Discuss.

Comments

alum96

January 12th, 2016 at 2:31 AM ^

The mainstream media does not WANT you to find out about Alfred's poll.  He has been doing this sh** for 5 decades now - I am not going to reveal which senior citizen center he works from because of the black helicopter stuff we all know to be true but the truth is out there - you just have to seek it.

Look man, I know there has been a long standing feud between the uminks & Watsons clans that spans generations (read about it on wikipedia so must be true) but no one is going to stop Alfred's roll....

RobM_24

January 12th, 2016 at 2:29 AM ^

Side note, has anybody noticed Rashan Gary's recent Twitter follows? I saw a screenshot on Twitter and checked for myself -- his recent follows are basically every Michigan commit and target. That can't be a bad thing. He's even followed the 2017 guys.

ScruffyTheJanitor

January 12th, 2016 at 8:13 AM ^

This thread should be deleted. I get the joke--ha ha-- but I am not sure why this couldn't have been made in a thread. And yes, turd in the punch bowl and all that, but I don't know what makes this different than any other stupid thread that gets deleted all the time. 

LSAClassOf2000

January 12th, 2016 at 9:00 AM ^

See, I don't know why we haven't turned to Alfred for insight in the past - this seems like a missed opportunity that we, as a community, should look to correct in the coming year. Occasional consulations and a good study of the historical accuracy of Alfred's Poll and Alfred's Picks during the season might be prudent, but I am hopeful he can contribute.