December 24th, 2017 at 1:03 PM ^

Fact: The Lions will win today convincingly.

Fact: The Falcons will lose today.

Fact: A bunch of other things will happen in the Lions favor today.

You will then spend the week full of hope with the idea that there is a legitimate chance of the Lions making the playoffs.

Then, next Sunday, you will be poked with a large pin and deflated; as the Lions will fail to show up against Green Bay, or the Falcons pull out some wacky victory; or a combination of other crap.