2nd Half Open Thread/Eye Gouging Appreciation Thread

Submitted by orobs on November 16th, 2013 at 5:15 PM

Here we go

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Purkinje

November 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^

No timeouts. Sure, whatever. We're going to lose to a team that's 0-5 in the B1G.

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DT76

November 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^

I know, get the ball back and try for a game tying field goal.

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AMazinBlue

November 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^

kick the field goal and don't lose the game with time on the clock.

This staff is being stupid. Borges is so stubborn, he'd rather run an offense they can't run than win games running something other than thel long term plan. He is costing this team any chance to win games.

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ldoublee

November 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^

The defense seems to care. Who wants to see Mattison kick the shit out of Borges during a press conference?

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DT76

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

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Purkinje

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

Yes please.

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buddhafrog

November 16th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^

al borges you suck

fuck fuck fuck fuck fire big al

i hate everything

i just prepared this for this week's haiku thread. yeah.

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inthebluelot

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

At least

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MGoBlue96

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

Rest of the season is fucked anyways, might as well get it over with as fast as possible.

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Purkinje

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

I still think NU gets the first.

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Shoelaces_Pfft

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

is jumpy!!

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buddhafrog

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

YES. good point that I sort of care about.

the defense hasn't seemed to lose faith/energy all day.

Such a well played game by our defense. RESPECT!

Al borges has almost matched Mattison in brilliance.

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Purkinje

November 16th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

Wow, I can't believe he only rushed for 18 yards.

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Bryan

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

I have 72-0. I wish I were kidding but I'm completely serious.

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Shoelaces_Pfft

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

lol

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Jgruss42

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

While the play call was terrible by Borges, the decision to go for it was certainly on Hoke.

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Perkis-Size Me

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

It was the right decision to go for it. Just piss poor play calling, couple with the fact that we can't block a damn freshman high school squad.

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MGoBlue24

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

That was the difference there.

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ldoublee

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

Fucking Taco Charlton runs right into Black...nice.

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Shoelaces_Pfft

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

Michigan can't do shit on offense!! That's why you take the points Brady!!!

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buddhafrog

November 16th, 2013 at 6:35 PM ^

omg. that 18 yards means WE HAVE TO GAIN 18 MORE YARDS.

That's like, almost 20% of the field. That sort of is impossible, right?

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wayneandgarth

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

Right

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wayneandgarth

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

No chance, zero, nada

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mgoknight

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

Fire the staff

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MGoBlue24

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

and no time outs. This is way too tight.

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buddhafrog

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

I got pizza in my ear.

Did he say it was a well played game by both teams?

Was he talking about our offense as well, b/c, i mean... right?

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TexasMaizeNBlue

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

here it is. Chance to win or tie the game with the final drive. I have supreme confidence :/

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PDX Blue

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

There Is absolutely no flow to play calling. it is like he is calling plays from a grab bag and not watching what is actually happening on the field.

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Purkinje

November 16th, 2013 at 6:36 PM ^

Gallon, that was cool. Can you coach offense?

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buddhafrog

November 16th, 2013 at 6:37 PM ^

funny

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ldoublee

November 16th, 2013 at 6:37 PM ^

I want more play action.

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mistersuits

November 16th, 2013 at 6:37 PM ^

what's the over/under on michigan huddling with clock running on this two minute drill?

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shswhit51

November 16th, 2013 at 6:37 PM ^

That had to be hoke's call. If it was. Then he has truly proven himself incompetent and his role on this team needs to be reevaluated. If it was Borges' call then hoke has proven himself an incompetent coach and his position needs to be reevaluated.

W.t.f.

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