Late last night- after an epic duel of survival with a 30-pack of Hamm's- I entered a semi-conscious state and foreseen all that would occur this season, as well as our parallel universe. The actions and outcomes in our universe effect our parallel existence. Many of you know of this unseen reality, and many comments, posts and fashion threads indicate many of our community currently live in this alternate dimension.
If you have also seen into the future and the consequences they will bring to the parallel universe (PU)- by all means- share with all of us please!
What was foreseen last night:
UM: Fall camp concludes with no injuries.
PU result: 20 Notre Dame players sidelined for their opener due to severe purple face rash and head lice.
UM: Defeats Florida by 21 points. The Michigan Marching Band plays the "Jaws" theme song after every failed Florida 3rd down conversion.
PU result: State of Florida marine biologists unable to explain enormous gathering of "noticeably agitated "sharks near Jim McElwain's coastal beach house.
UM: Michigan struggles to beat Air Force again, leading many angry fans to question "Why did we play this team again?"
PU result: Lurid details and internet photos surface of Dave Brandon in compromising positions with a giant macaroni noodle
UM: Shuts out Michigan State, 35-0.
PU result: Mike D'antonini fired. Hollwood has-been and MSU alumni Robert Urich named coach.
UM: During the 4th quarter of a 66-0 schellacking of Rutgers, Jim Harbaugh goes ballistic on the officating crew for poorly spotting the ball on a 4th and 1 play.
PU result: Rutgers coach Chris Ash makes direct eye contact with a sideline offical and is immediately taken to mid-field and beheaded.
UM: To the delight of a packed Big House and fans everywhere, Michigan defeats Ohio State, 34-20.
PU result: Columbus is safe and peaceful. The state becomes a beacon of higher learning. Deodorant and toothpaste sales soar.
Moms- feel free to move to diary if needed