October 8th, 2012 at 1:26 PM ^

I'm guessing one of these two based upon the presence of grammar:


That is the goddamned stupidest thing

I've ever seen. Mostly because I couldn't

figure out how to be good at it.


What is the point, exactly?


October 8th, 2012 at 3:40 PM ^

before posting to the board after any loss. It would be a good way to lower aggression by directing it elsewhere. I am never played such an insane game. 

Hardware Sushi

October 8th, 2012 at 11:45 PM ^

Kneel on one knee, of course!

The steps to beat QWOP are basically a Fat Joe song if "rockaway" meant "kneel":

Fake runners don't dance they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway (re: kneel)

Lean back. Lean back. Lean back.

Do the rockaway (re: kneel)

Lean back. Lean back. Lean back. 

I totally forgot about the awesome Lil Jon cameo hahaha.


October 9th, 2012 at 3:30 PM ^

In this week's edition of TWIS, under a picture of a very sad Texas fan, is a caption that reads "i used to think i could do things."  Brian, you are one sly motherfucker, BUT I'M ON TO YOU.

Also, 3.2 meters.  Mad respeck.