turd ferguson

October 14th, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^

Keeping on the theme of The Office, note that Robinson "offered to help coach the long snappers."  I guess this makes him assistant (to the?) long snappers coach.

Then again, now that long snapper is the most important position in college football, maybe this is the most prestigious job in the sport today.


October 15th, 2012 at 6:22 PM ^

The long snappers will start skipping balls back or simply throw them over the heads of the punters/holders. They will then start a rapid descent to the bottom of their respective league in long snapper efficiency until Dr Vorax appears, thereby torpedoing the current HC and GERG's employment.