Urban Meyer to 49ers

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on
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it is, of course, a travesty that osu is in the playoffs while Michigan is preparing for a less than stellar bowl game. the two biggest douchebags that have robbed Michigan fans of joy over the last 15 years have been o$u boosters Steinbrenner and Delaney
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steinbrenner's stealing of Henson prior to the 2001 season basically cost Michigan a national championship that year, and enabled o$u's contested championship the year after. with Henson, Michigan would have won the osu game in cheatervest's first year; would have won again in 2002 with a not-so confident buckeye team, and tressel would have been fired after the third straight loss in 2003
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at which point dantonio would have been osu's head coach - and Michigan fans could have focused all their hate on one institution
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delaney, of course, has been screwing Michigan for a long time, with this year's osu game being the most glaring example
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the most infuriating part to Michigan fans is that the AD did not stand up against B1G and support the football team; neither did anyone with any influence
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as THE KNOWLEDGE stated after the Iowa game, the original universe is continuing in its path where Michigan is preparing for the playoff game against Washington (with Alabama facing Oklahoma in the other game)
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and the version of yourself that doesn't know of the spin-off anomaly is in a much happier state of mind than this version in the spin-off universe
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THE KNOWLEDGE states this so that you understand that your original self is still happy and use that info to derive happiness in the current self
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the point of this post however is to answer the rumors in NFL circles that urban meyer will be taking over as head coach of the san francisco 49ers
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as readers of these very pages know very well, THE KNOWLEDGE makes his appearance during coaching searches, and provides the best info by revealing, instead of predicting, the future
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after the disastrous decision to get rid of Jim Harbaugh, followed by another disastrous decision to promote the assistant, the 49ers had assumed that the Eagles failure Kelly (no relation to ND failure Kelly) would somehow work out for them
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of course, he didn't
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so, the highly regarded and esteemed management in san fran has decided to get rid of kelly at the end of the season
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and go back to the college ranks to get the best available coach
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since that is Harbaugh, and the next best coach is a noted NFL failure, the prevailing thought in NFL circles is that the 49ers will choose the third best coach in college who has the added benefit of possessing low ethics
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the problem is that Meyer is afraid of coaching in the NFL - where he cannot have a significant talent advantage and his system is too basic to work
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however, seeing Kelly in the NFL has irked Meyer no end and he wants to show, for a year, that he can do better than Kelly
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hence, he will head off to the NFL for a year after ensuring he gets a top rated recruiting class by lying and covering up the fact; try to outdo Kelly and fail; have a health issue; then return to osu in 2018
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when these revelations come true in a few months, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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Comments

Goggles Paisano

December 21st, 2016 at 6:00 AM ^

The clearly biased officiating and conflicts of interests for the refs in the game should have been a much bigger story nationally.  I'm in agreement with THE_KNOWLEDGE and still pissed that we didn't get better represenation for that issue. Coach did all he could but we needed much more from our Univ leaders that were in position to call that bullshit out. 

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mickblue

December 21st, 2016 at 9:06 AM ^

That our AD discussed his outrage of what happened in Columbus privately with Delaney. Choosing to keep it on the down low for public consumption. Therefore, we might have some hope of positive action in the future regarding our evil brethren to the south. I also believe the Lions are headed to a Super Bowl win, so obviously you take my previous comments to the bank. 

 

FrankMurphy

December 28th, 2016 at 3:41 PM ^

As much as I would love to see this happen, Meyer is not going to the NFL. He's seen college coaches who tried to make the jump either fail spectacularly (Spurrier, Saban, Petrino, Kelly) or succeed but get fired anyway due to clashes with the front office (Jimmy Johnson, Harbaugh). If he had any inclinations towards one day coaching in the NFL, he would have had his agent send out feelers and strategically leak his name in connection with any of the NFL jobs that have opened up in the past few years. The fact that Meyer's name has yet to be linked to any NFL opening despite the success he's had probably indicates that he has no interest in being an NFL coach.