Soaring (again); POTW; Looking ahead

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 12th, 2011 at 3:52 PM

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SOARING (AGAIN):
Last Saturday, when NW took a halftime lead of 24-14, many doubters contacted THE KNOWLEDGE and laughed THE KNOWLEDGE's pointers to the game. These were the same people that unsuccessfully tried to make fun of THE KNOWLEDGE during the 3rd quarter of the ND game (when M was down 24-7), but less in quantity
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these people once again are eating dust that THE KNOWLEDGE left behind while soaring again
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after yet another accurate revelation
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yes
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some may still quibble about a minor point wherein THE KNOWLEDGE had indicated Michigan will win by more than 20 points
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but these people do not understand reality and how changing time can affect the perceptions
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at the end of the half, the referee incorrectly added two seconds to allow NW to attempt the field goal; this was incorrect. the correct score actually is 42-21; thus THE KNOWLEDGE's pointer is, once again, correct
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the only thing that can change THE KNOWLEDGE's information about the future is if time itself is altered like the ref did. however, the referee is not powerful enough to change the overall results revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE; only a minor and inconsequential anomaly
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yes
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POTW:
In light of the above, the POTW is awarded to those that predicted EITHER 42-21 or 42-24
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yes
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however, to make matters easier for the less discerning readers, THE KNOWLEDGE shall henceforth award the POTW to only those that predict the time-altered version of the results (although that kind of aberration only happens 3 times a decade)
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due to spatio-temporal constrains, THE KNOWLEDGE will congratulate the winners of THE CHALLENGE (POTW) from the last 3 weeks during the bye week coming up. you know who you are; so congratulate yourself until then
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yes
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LOOKING AHEAD:
THE CHALLENGE for the week features the M-msu game of course, which many people are eagerly awaiting
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Predict the score correctly to be the POTW
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pointers to the game:

  • MSU is the best defense that Michigan will face all year during the regular season
  • MSU specifically game plans for M, and usually plays their best game of the year due to the deranged mentality of their coach
  • Denard has not yet overcome his tendency to throw bad interceptions
  • THE KNOWLEDGE did not show Michigan going undefeated this season
  • But, is this the game that Michigan loses?
  • ?

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yes
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Comments

Jon06

October 12th, 2011 at 4:35 PM ^

at the end of the half, the referee incorrectly added two seconds to allow NW to attempt the field goal; this was incorrect. the correct score actually is 42-21; thus THE KNOWLEDGE's pointer is, once again, correct

you've made being a ridiculous jackass into an art form in a way that the rest of us can only hope to one day understand. i mean that in the best possible way.

snoopblue

October 12th, 2011 at 4:08 PM ^

For some reason I think THE_KNOWLEDGE is hispanic or of hispanic origin (Mexican? Dominican?) ...not that it matters..maybe it's just the inordinate amount of "yes" used in his "speaking" that reminds me of my time living in Puerto Rico and hearing the broken english sometimes spoken there...does anyone else get that vibe? Oh yes and...

MICHIGAN 21

michiganstate 13

And I definitely see one pick 6 of cousins. (Denard will probably have an INT too, but I'm sure our offensive players know how to tackle by now.)

profitgoblue

October 12th, 2011 at 8:11 PM ^

I don't even remember what I picked last week.  Hell, I can't even remember what I ate for dinner an hour ago!  If you beat me to it, then you're a better man than me.  And if you're willing to share a victory, then you are most definitely a better man than me!

Coastal Elite

October 12th, 2011 at 4:21 PM ^

MSU 31
UM 21

But the coaching staff has confidence in themselves and the full confidence of the team, so Mich avoids another late-season spiral and finishes the regular season 10-2.

MGoNukeE

October 12th, 2011 at 4:34 PM ^

The best way to prove that this is not 2010 or 2009 (aside from looking at a calendar) is by not having an undefeated Michigan team's first loss come at the hands of Sparty. Michigan does just that in a low-scoring affair.

21-17 Michigan.

Sarasota13

October 13th, 2011 at 10:44 PM ^

 

Racine Raiders 8/20 AWAY 6:00pm L 16-32

Twinsburg football scores 32 unanswered points to rout Nordonia 

Questa football scores 32 unanswered points to beat Navajo Prep  

Senior scores 32 points in 2nd half to stun Misoula Big Sky, 32-30

  

Senior scores 32 points in 2nd half to stun Misoula Big Sky, 32-30

 

Erik_in_Dayton

October 12th, 2011 at 5:50 PM ^

The Knowledge once emailed me and told me not to cross a certain street at a certain time because I would be killed by a car.  I followed those instructions, and I wasn't killed by a car.  Another guy was, albeit at a different time and place (and by a bus). 

Now, did this really happen?  No, it didn't.  But the point is that I've never been killed by a car, and that's thanks to The Knowledge. 

HE16MAN

October 12th, 2011 at 6:32 PM ^

Little crippled deranged sister 21.

 

UM-38

LCDS-21

I stated this in another post, but worth restating. At the end ofthis game, Jenna Jameson is going to be jealous of the amount of time Cousins spent on his back. Our D-Line is going to Mike Tyson eat their children.