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September 2nd, 2017 at 12:27 PM ^

I agree on #4, but strongly disagree on #5.

Sidenote: I'm always intrigued when I see a topic that elicits a comment from someone who has been on the board for a long time with almost no points. I imagine someone reading thousands of threads with nary a peep, and then finally deciding to chime in on some kind of random topic. And in this case--it was shark fornication memes that prompted a response! I don't mean this in a negative way--it's just kind of funny to me. (Not as funny as picture #5, but still kind of funny.)

Everyone Murders

September 3rd, 2017 at 10:49 AM ^

A. I learned what a fleshlight is on this very blog.
B. I used this knowledge at a work dinner function where the host gave each guest a bootleg branded Yeti as a parting gift.
C. When someone at our table of eight asked what the gift was, I used my new word (which you're supposed to do to make it part of your vocabulary) and told the diners it was a branded fleshlight.
D. The only other person who got the joke at the table was an outwardly stodgy middle aged woman who said "well, it's of no use to me, then!".
E. This led to others asking, in loud voices, "what's a fleshlight?". I advised that they Google-search the term.
F. Half were aghast, half were really amused. The amused half spread the word to the other tables, with much tapping of mobile phone screens ensuing.
G. The more you know!