Schadenfreude Fear & Loathing OSU/PSU Edition

Submitted by UMProud on November 4th, 2018 at 6:22 AM

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From the cesspool of 11 Warriors

OSU fans loathing THE GAME

OSU Neb halftime thread...delicious

 

The collective Collective scream heard in Happy Valley

PSU fans complaining about M sportsmanship

*Note: PSU has alot of rational fans

PSU fan game thread

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Select OSU fanquotes

Welcome to Florida 2.0 Urbs has lost this team

Getting booed at home playing scrubs is so embarrassing

Getting our asses beat by the bugeaters

Our the last 3 recruiting classes: #4, #2, #2, and this is what we get???

hate to say this but unless something changes Michigan will do to us what the sisters did to Andy Dufresne.

Not worried about TTUN because I think we all deep down inside know were going to get our asses handed to us.

Michigan went through the toughest part of their schedule like a buzz saw through soft wood. Buckeyes went through the weakest part of our schedule like a plastic knife through a hard block of cheese. Anybody who says he isn’t worried is whistling past the graveyard.

Threat Level: Start digging the bomb shelter.

15 years of frustration about to be released. Bound to happen sooner or later.

We'll just put an asterisk next to this year just like in 2011. Simple.

The smell of blood is in the air!

Time to bend over and relax so it doesn't hurt as much

They will beat the Buckeyes like a drum this year. They want to take out years of frustration. It will be like a shark frenzy with blood in the water.

This is the softest tOSU I’ve ever seen on top of being poorly coached IMHO.

MeatChicken can run the ball very well and is physical up front on defense. They’re going to kill this O-line. It’s going to be ugly. Which sucks. Bad.

Prison sex. Just prison sex.

I think TTUN is going to take out 17 years of frustration out on us. If Harbaugh gets the chance he will run up the score.

 

Select PSU fanquotes

We have high school coaches.

This is pathetic

I might have to hit th mute on this if Kirk keeps drooling on the Michigan team!

What a shit show.

This could get ugly real fast...

214 to 24 in yardage right now...and it’s all on the refs huh?

Looking forward to the halftime adjustments to get us to take the lead.

wow this is embarrassing

Does anyone else want to punch Fowler in the face every time he mentions 'revenge tour'?

This is an absolute disgrace.

Well at least there won't be a 4th quarter collapse

The team has quit. They’re diving at the ground to look like they’re trying to tackle, when they’re really trying to avoid contact. Awful.

Franklin needs to own this. He is a loser.

Is Winovich the biggest tool you have ever seen - a Clay Matthews wannabe.

all those 4**** players and the score is 42 to zip

Emperor Franklin is being stripped naked.

Harbaugh just called a time out... That is a full-on troll

What a disrespectful douche.

What a Dick!!!!!

Wow! Harbaugh is a total ass!

I want points so bad

Hairball! Biggest ASSHOLE in college football!

At least no shutout!!! Michigan PRICKS!!!!

F you Dom Brown

I hate us.

Any word about our fantastic coach’s post game comments? Or did he tweet them?

 

 

Comments

scanner blue

November 4th, 2018 at 7:38 AM ^

 As an usher in Section 8 we get the “official”opposing fans in the top few rows. As they exit we usually say “Thanks for coming “ or “Have a save trip home” trying to be gracious, win or lose. 

Last night there were two different butt hurt fans with great takes on Michigan’s season or skill.  1. “Yeah but you couldn’t beat Norte Dame” ... first game, on the road, in a one score game against playoff contender. And B. “ Alabama will beat you guys”...on New Year’s Day or in the championship game, we could get beat by arguably the most complete team in years. The score was either 35-0 or 42-0 as they left and that’s the best you can dis us with. “ Have a nice evening sir.”.

MadMatt

November 5th, 2018 at 12:45 PM ^

"Alabama will beat you guys." From their lips to God's ear! That would imply a playoff* invite after a 12-1 B1G championship.  In other words, the most successful football season since 1997. Don't throw me in the briar patch Brer Fox!

*And remind me again, how many playoff appearances does PSU have? Hmm, rymes with the Roman Emperor who had interesting views on urban renewal with a musical score.

DelhiWolverine

November 4th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^

TL;DR

OSU message boards:

20% - In total denial, think their team can win the Big 10 easily

20% - their team is mediocre, but all bets are off when it comes to The Game

60% - their team is bad and will be embarrassed by UM and possibly MSU and MD as well

 

It is glorious, especially when you compare the overall mood at 11W and MgoBlog

BlueHills

November 4th, 2018 at 9:15 AM ^

Ah, the sweetness of PSU revenge, and the deliciousness of OSU fans’ defeatism.

This is the best Michigan team we’ve seen in many years, and that makes me really happy.

BlueInGreenville

November 4th, 2018 at 9:47 AM ^

It's especially great that we've closed the gap on the field while still trailing OSU by a lot in recruiting.  Our last 4 classes have averaged #18 in the nation (according the ESPN) while OSU has averaged #4.  If we pull ahead of them in recruiting, like we are in 2019, it could be a  #revengedecade building...

TdK71

November 4th, 2018 at 4:17 PM ^

Exactly, they're at OSU to raise their draft stock, nothing more.

Look at the chemistry this Michigan team has, Gary probably had as much reason to take the rest of the season off as Bosa, but he didn't because he sees that he can be part of something special.

It ain't all about Starz, sometimes it's about finding guys that love to play football together.

The Man Down T…

November 4th, 2018 at 9:50 AM ^

I loved the part where they put in Stevens and everyone was like "OK!  Here we go!" and then the pick 6 and it became "Ok, all you people who wanted Stevens, are you happy now?"  Priceless.  That and their Referees 3 - PSU 0..  They think they got screwed on the spot where McSorely slid (they didn't), the block in the back on the FG block (they didn't) and the bad fair catch whistle (that was they did).  As if that would have changed the game for them lol

M-Dog

November 4th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^

"Time to let others gain some experience for next year. No harm sitting him (McSorely) for a half"

Reply: "The only experience another qb would get is learning how to be sacked."
 

Glow Blue Mike

November 4th, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^

To add a little gem from Sparty, one of the most little brother comments I've ever seen:

 

"I would love a win over OSU this week. We all would. But not if it means putting scUM in the B1G championship and possibly the playoff.

This is why it is imperative that MSU does whatever in its power to keep scUM from achieving those goals. And that means losing to tOSU this week.

And I want it to be as clear as possible that we are doing this on purpose. Start Ladarius Jefferson...at QB. Bench the entire OL from the Maryland game. Start all the seniors, even the walkons. Punt on third down. Only call jet sweeps to the short side of the field. Throw the ball to Matt Sokol. Just basically drive it home to the entire country that we are doing this out of pure spite.

Because at the end of the day nobody will remember a 7 or 8 win MSU team winning a close game against tOSU. But everyone will remember the time MSU cucked scUM from the natty out of pure spite."

 

Pure Gold

MGlobules

November 4th, 2018 at 5:10 PM ^

Just saw this new thread at RCMB; thought I'd place it here for fun: 

Operation “Anyone but scUM” is now underway

I would love a win over OSU this week. We all would. But not if it means putting scUM in the B1G championship and possibly the playoff.

This is why it is imperative that MSU does whatever in its power to keep scUM from achieving those goals. And that means losing to tOSU this week.

And I want it to be as clear as possible that we are doing this on purpose. Start Ladarius Jefferson...at QB. Bench the entire OL from the Maryland game. Start all the seniors, even the walkons. Punt on third down. Only call jet sweeps to the short side of the field. Throw the ball to Matt Sokol. Just basically drive it home to the entire country that we are doing this out of pure spite.

Because at the end of the day nobody will remember a 7 or 8 win MSU team winning a close game against tOSU. But everyone will remember the time MSU cucked scUM from the natty out of pure spite.

Sione's Flow

November 4th, 2018 at 6:29 PM ^

Loved this gem from 11W:  

We saw improvement in our run game today!

Yep we sure did against a 2-7 team that started 0-6 and lost to Troy.

Still an improvement.  We couldn't run against a team that started 0-3.

 

 

slimj091

November 4th, 2018 at 9:34 PM ^

My favorite from this weekend was an OSU fan on EW describing Michigan as Ken from this scene in A Fish Called Wanda. Which I am guessing they are saying that OSU is Otto.