Result of the MSU game

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 PM

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In Week 1 of this college football season, two men - either of whom could have ended up as Michigan's HC under slightly different circumstances - faced off against each other in a remote part of America that is notorious for its bad coffee
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yes
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the man most folks thought was a lock but never was (Miles) won that game over a less talented team coached by the man that had a more realistic shot of being the HC (Sarkisian)
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THE KNOWLEDGE said way back that Sarkisian will be a good coach at Michigan; unfortunately, THE KNOWLEDGE's prediction that he will be the coach didn't come to pass due to some reasons (read Carroll). Sarkisian then proved THE KNOWLEDGE's point that he is a good coach by beating Carroll and USC. but, as a final twist, he lost last week to yet another man with Michigan ties in Harbaugh
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the world is a small place
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Onto the main point of this diary
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Three weeks ago, on these very pages, THE KNOWLEDGE predicted that M will beat ND and promised that THE KNOWLEDGE will return before the MSU game
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As promised, THE KNOWLEDGE is back
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THE KNOWLEDGE has basked in the glory of yet another closely accurate prediction of M's score against ND
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Now, THE KNOWLEDGE shall accurately predict the result of tomorrow's game
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you may remember that THE KNOWLEDGE has a season prediction for M going 12-1 (with a Rose Bowl win over an overmatched USC). this means that there is a loss somewhere this season
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That loss will not be tomorrow
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Michigan will win a close game against MSU 38-34
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Doubters may STILL continue to doubt THE KNOWLEDGE, but by Satudary afternoon, when THE KNOWLEDGE's prediction comes right again,
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave everyone in a trail of dust
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Comments

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October 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 PM ^

You joined this site 3 weeks ago. Perhaps you weren't around during the coaching search? The Knowledge's comments added some much-needed levity to the whole situation. DON'T FUCK WITH THE KNOWLEDGE. HE IS ALL KNOWING.

Dan Man

October 2nd, 2009 at 2:21 PM ^

Only fools and idiots would doubt THE KNOWLEDGE!

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YES!

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THE KNOWLEDGE is never wrong (unless intervening circumstances beyond his control occur to make him wrong)!

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YES

dex

October 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 PM ^

what is this, like the 3rd time some variation of THE KNOWLEDGE is going to get ban hammered?

not that i necessarily agree with it, but it's going to happen. book it.

pz

October 2nd, 2009 at 2:58 PM ^

Far too few caps used in this entry.

Also only one "." in the breaks before and after "yes." I prefer two-three.

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Could be improved.

But... yes.

HeismanPose

October 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 PM ^

Rundown of predictions I've read over the past two days:

Brian: Mich 31, MSU 27
THE KNOWLEDGE: Mich 38, MSU 34
Sports Network: Mich 27, MSU 23
Spawn of MZone: Mich 38, MSU 31
Wolverine Blog: Mich 38, MSU 34
Spartan-Football: MSU 34, Mich 28
The Only Colors: Mich 34, MSU 31

Conclusion: this game is guaranteed to end 9-6.

brose

October 2nd, 2009 at 3:28 PM ^

the coming of THE KNOWLEDGE

"neareth the end of the 20th century after christ a man will come equipped with the ability to predict specific athletic events with over 35% accuracy, he shall be named Agnitio"

KNOWLEDGE = MY HOMIE

Njia

October 2nd, 2009 at 9:05 PM ^

I couldn't care less about the score. The only thing that I care about is the WIN for Michigan! And The Knowledge has predicted that the Men In Blue will bring it home to Ann Arbor.

Thanks, man.

*EDIT* I just followed the Brian's link to "theonlycolors.com" (funny, I always thought the "only colors" were "Maize and Blue"). He predicts a very similar score, and for almost the same reasons. Reading his prediction, however, it makes me feel a scintilla better to know I'm not the only one with butterflies in my stomach this evening. Evidently, they've got them in EL as well.