Quit worrying

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 3rd, 2012 at 9:06 AM

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in the Rich Rod bowl, the team RR spurned beat the team that spurned RR - naturally by the reverse score
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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE did not debut prior to the first game for a reason
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when the referee bastards play for the oversigning bastards, there is no way the opposing team has a chance to win
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knowing these things, many people are still very upset by the result of the Sep 1 game
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these people don't understand THE KNOWLEDGE
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yes
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE will be relieved at the game's result, for they know what this result means for the rest of the season
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THE KNOWLEDGE has previously revealed on these very pages that Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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therefore, getting one loss out of the way means that Michigan will lose only one more game this year
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yes
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losing Blake Countess is a great tragedy - particularly for Countess who was illegally blocked by one of the Bama bastards on that play
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THE KNOWLEDGE ensures everyone that he will get better and be back in fine form soon
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however, the injury does not change the season results as many people fear
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yes
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Michigan will finish the season 12-2
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for those that still don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE:
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when this revelation is proved to be accurate as time makes the future the past
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in  a trail of dust
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yes
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Comments

jdon

September 3rd, 2012 at 9:29 AM ^

The Knowledge  > Brian and everyone else on this site put together...

 

I have found peace in your wisdom but I must ask who could possibly think we will lose again?  You must see us playing Alabama again for the national championship?

 

DubbaEwwTeeEff

September 4th, 2012 at 9:32 AM ^

The TWIS would be so, so sweet.  I can see it now... 'Bama fans bitching about how they beat us in the regular season and how we don't deserve to play them again, either outright ignoring what happened last year or making some meek attempt to explain how "this time it's different"...  Ohio State fans mashing the caps lock key so hard they break their keyboards... Sparty fans being Sparty fans... Oh God please let this happen.

Blue Ambition

September 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM ^

I too feel better having drunk from the cup of THE_KNOWLEDGE. 

Kitten videos and posts by THE_KNOWLEDGE share remarkable psychological healing properties.  Perhaps THE_KNOWLEDGE is a super-intelligent Michigan space kitten from the distant future, returned to soothe the weary souls of mere 21st Century MGoBloggers.

ajd_goblue

September 3rd, 2012 at 10:40 AM ^

Hail to THE knowledge. I am tired of seeing the trolling state fans talking all this smack acting like they haven't been there before in regards to getting a whoopin' from bama. Hoke will bring new hope for the team and continue on. Let's take care of business esp. against state when it comes time. 

troublet1969

September 3rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM ^

This, plus my regular therapy, will have me ready to return to work after the holiday today.  As long as that loss is not to Michigan St or to Ohio...I may be okay for the rest of the year.