QBs on a Wednesday afternoon

Submitted by dex on July 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 PM

I am once again shamelessly ripping off The Dugout. If these ever become any type of popular, I'll probably quit hogging MGoBlog megabits and move them to my own site, the always entertaining Wolverine Liberation Army, at http://wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com. Cheap plugs! 



Safety_Cone: hii Justin i wuz wonderin if u want play some video game with me

Feaginator: I would love to David, what do we have? I’ll have you know though, I am a competitor. I will beat you mercilessly. I love competition.

Safety_Cone: my mom bought me dis game its called ncaa

Feaginator: Why are you wearing a helmet?

Safety_Cone: momma doesn’t want me to fall and hurt myself again like the time I tried to chase the laser pointer and hit my head on the air conditioner

***Threet_Level_Midnite has entered***

Threet_Level_Midnite: Whats up dudes can I play

Safety_Cone: sure u can take my spot i don’t mind watching momma said i should share

*** Feaginator tosses controller to Threet_Level_Midnite

***The controller has gone over Threet_Level_Midnite and out the window

Feaginator: I threw that further than you could have. Do you want to compete? Let’s have a competition.

Threet_Level_Midnite: What are we supposed to do now?

Safety_Cone: is ok guys i have battleship, operation, and the omega virus which talks and is super neat

Feaginator: You are drooling on yourself

***Safety_Cone has hit Feaginator over the head with the Battleship box***

Safety_Cone: not the momma! not the momma!

Threet_Level_Midnite: Chain Gailey used to do that to me

Feaginator: This is ridiculous. I’m going to play the computer. 

*** Feaginator is down 76-3 at the half against Sam Houston St.***

Threet_Level_Midnite: Good work, maybe you should study the playbook

/grabs playbook from messenger bag

Feaginator: Why does your playbook say “Property of P. White” on it? And why does it have so many pages?

Threet_Level_Midnite: Most of the pages are google maps directions to Idaho St University. I think there is a message but I’m not sure what it is. What does yours look like?

*** Feaginator holds up three notecards stapled together***

Threet_Level_Midnite: First, you drew these yourself. Second, two plays are QB draws, one to the left and one to the right. Third, the last card just says “COMPETE” on it 27 times.

Feaginator: I am a competitor. I love to compete.

Safety_Cone: my playbook is on the clipboard

Threet_Level_Midnite: This sucks, I’m going to go get drunk with Carson.

Safety_Cone: want to race down the hallways

Feaginator: Yes, I would love to compete with you. I welcome the opportunity.

*** Feaginator has slipped and crashed into the fire alarm***

Safety_Cone: a winner is me!




July 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 PM ^

NO_PRYOR_WARRANTS: sup fukstiks. that gamez shit, sarniak bought me ps4. not out yet but sarnos got tite conexions because of da glass biz. coach tress must like glass because he bought 5000 yards of antiUV reflective poly coated shit. top shelf glass. see ya in da bus bitchs. ***NO_PRYOR_WARRANTS has fired a weapon and peeled out in Corvette***


July 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 PM ^

was awesome. It has added awesome points for mentioning Omega Virus, which my friend had and we all thought it was one badass game. Blue ELIMINATED!


July 2nd, 2008 at 3:00 PM ^

I wrote/posted this like 15 minutes before I saw the Grady news. Disappointing, I know. But for the sake of artistic integrity, it must remain Carson.

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July 2nd, 2008 at 7:46 PM ^

I fear that we'll soon get one of these featuring Larry Harrison. By "fear", I mean "anticipate".