New QB committ

Submitted by THE KNOWLEDGE. on December 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 PM

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it is official. THE KNOWLEDGE has inside information once again.

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The QB has privately committed to RichRod and will announce sometime in mid to late January.

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The QB is a 2010 QB.

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THE KNOWLEDGE will bask in glory as soon as the young man announces. I cannot tell you his name because it is supposed to be a secret.

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THE KNOWLEDGE knows this, and remember that you heard it here first.

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Everyone doubts THE KNOWLEDGE but everyone has witnessed the great prediction that Mr. Schafer would be fired and you all witnessed me bask in glory.

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these next few words from THE KNOWLEDGE are basically garbage because THE KNOWLEDGE must reach 200 words to post this Diary on these very pages.

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But the fact remains, This QB will committ, he will make Michigan fans very happy

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actually let me rephrase that, This QB commit will make Michigan fans Fairly or Sort of happy.

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THE KNOWLEDGE will be back again soon as a new inside story unfolds.

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Now THE KNOWLEDGE will go bask in glory

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There is quite an interesting story unfolding within the closed doors of the Michigan football program and THE KNOWLEDGE can not tell you at the moment because it is classified and very sensitive at this point

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THE KNOWLEDGE will reign victorious once again.

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Comments

brown

December 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 PM ^

"the KNOWLEDGE will now go bask in glory" I LOLed. Although I call B.S. it was funny

EDIT: oh, i hadn't read the REAL "KNOWLEDGE" post, which is actually even funnier than this post making fun of that one.

Rush N Attack

December 23rd, 2008 at 9:08 PM ^

to some of this stuff. (YOU ARE) And then we could try to figure it out?

Maybe even give out a reward at the end for the person that figures it out or something? (REALLY GETTING)

Maybe put like 1 clue in each or your posts, so that way people have to read each one to figure it out. (FUCKING)

See I just put a hidden message in this post....see if you can figure it out. (ANNOYING)

funkywolve

December 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 PM ^

But the fact remains, This QB will committ, he will make Michigan fans very happy

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actually let me rephrase that, This QB commit will make Michigan fans Fairly or Sort of happy.

With the quick downgrade to 'Farily or Sort of happy', I'm guessing this QB isn't anything to write home about.

wlvrine

December 23rd, 2008 at 9:31 PM ^

I didn't catch it until I read the first comment.
I wondered why THE KNOWLEDGE was backtracking on the QB evaluation. It did not sound like his MO. THE KNOWLEDGE usually projects supreme confidence and avoids appearing wishy-washy.

jmblue

December 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 PM ^

If you're going to spoof a poster, I think you should make it a little more clear to readers than what you did (putting a period after the name). This sets a pretty questionable precedent.

Bielfeldt's Calves

December 24th, 2008 at 7:32 AM ^

The Knowledge is kind of like Santa Claus. He brings us little treasures once a year, which we like. Yet we all know he isn't real.

And you know what, I don't care. I love Santa. Keep it coming The Knowledge, you keep me entertained just like the jolly fat man.

THE KNOWLEDGE

December 25th, 2008 at 7:35 PM ^

THIS GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR
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jackass
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NOTICE the "." after the name THE KNOWLEDGE
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this asshole is out to besmirch the name of THE KNOWLEDGE
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SOD OFF YOU JACK ASS
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