November 23rd, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^

Wolverines arrive

time to change the way things are

we can has nice things!


with better coaches

a team that plays like a team

Michigan wins it


November 23rd, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^

An Ode to Urban Meyer....


Aaron Hernandez

Win at all costs scumbag coach

Send him out losing


Faking health problems

Enabling wife beater

You reap what you sow


Weave a tangled web

Jim Harbaugh you cant deceive

He will send you out


Use cyst as excuse

To scamper away again

Dirt bag is exposed



November 23rd, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^

Big game. Many haikus.

We should win this game.
But I suffer from BPONE.
Kill it with fire.

Oh -one, -two, -five, -six,
Sixteen and more. All must wins.
This shit has to stop.

The Chase for revenge
ends now. Let these words ring Tru:
We win. Fade to Black.

And now, a rhyming haiku:

The liar Meyer's
Tired act draws my ire.
Make him retire.

M go Bru

November 24th, 2018 at 4:59 AM ^

The Bucks defense sucks

Carve up Haskins and Meyer

Thanksgiving redo


Named for poison nuts

Lying cheating wife beaters

Only (in) Ohio


Play in THE toilet

Eat your own poison tree nuts

Poop in your cooler