Lord of the Predictions: The return of THE KNOWLEDGE

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on June 8th, 2010 at 5:15 PM

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Finally, THE KNOWLEDGE has come back to MGoBlog
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THE KNOWLEDGE hasn't visited these pages in a while, but there have been many interesting developments on late that have led to uncertainty about the future
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As everyone knows, whenever a topic of great interest to Michigan fans arises, THE KNOWLEDGE arrives to provide concrete information about the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE has hence made his appearance now
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the expected sanctions from the NCAA
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many people believe that the NCAA will add on minor penalties to those self-imposed by Michigan, and that will be end of it
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however, these people are wrong
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THE KNOWLEDGE guarantees that NCAA will reply stating that the self-imposed sanctions are too much, and will recommend easing on these
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the conference expansion plans

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what the vast majority of folks do not know is that Texas, Oklahoma and ATM have already agreed to join the Big Ten
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The Big Ten is now deciding on who the 15th and 16th teams must be. the choices are between Nebraska+Missouri Vs Pitt+Rutgers
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in all likelihood, it will be the former. this decision will be made in the next few days
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Pac 10 officials do not know this, and are stupidly trying to woo half the Big 12
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The Big Ten conference will be re-named as well. THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon reveal this info as well
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as usual, there will always be some folks that do not believe what THE KNOWLEDGE has to say, but they just need to wait and watch these predictions come true
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave all doubters in a trail of dust
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PS: in the previous post or two by THE KNOWLEDGE, some people have wondered if THE KNOWLEDGE is a different person because there is an underscore involved
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these people are idiots, and do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE. all they need to do is read the posts of THE KNOWLEDGE
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Comments

AAL

June 8th, 2010 at 5:31 PM ^

I really wish I hadn't looked at the last 3 of THE KNOWLEDGE's predictions in his blog.

Although part of me knows THE KNOWLEDGE had some wires crossed and was predicting scores of Michigan games of future years.

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MGauxBleu

June 8th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^

The(-,_, )Knowledge in every iteration is actually Brian starting some shit? I think he just bottles up his frustration with the board, then unleashes the fury during (conference expansion, coaching searches, PSU game predictions).

Les Miles

June 8th, 2010 at 5:56 PM ^

First I have to apologize because I am fairly new to the Mgoblog community and I'm sure this would otherwise be common knowledge, but Is THE_KNOWLEDGE Usually accurate with his predictions? Or is it more or less a crap shoot? 

Thanks. 

BlueintheLou

June 8th, 2010 at 6:25 PM ^

THE KNOWLEDGE's predictions are yummy.

Although, I don't see the NCAA easing on the self-imposed sanctions. it would be a spectacular F*%^ You to the Detroit Free Press, and would just be scrumptious.

Don

June 8th, 2010 at 8:07 PM ^

Adding an ATM to the conference is a brilliant and permanent solution to financial woes. Tuition rates will be slashed to pennies, room & board will be free, and season tickets will be handed out like candy at Ashley's.