Look ahead - PSU predictions

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 16th, 2009 at 9:20 PM

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As the observers here are aware, THE KNOWLEDGE likes looking back at the past, even though the primary area of expertise of THE KNOWLEDGE is accurately predicting the future
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE will briefly look back at the Iowa game and then accurate predict the result of the PSU game
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THE KNOWLEDGE does not concern himself with trivial predictions such as the DSU game
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therefore, towards the end of this excellent diary, you will see the earliest prediction of the PSU game result
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last week, on these very pages, THE KNOWLEDGE had predicted that M shall narrowly defeat Iowa
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however, a -4 turnover margin and bad refereeing calls swung the game by just a few points and thus, Iowa won by 2 points
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stunning the entire world that the prediction of THE KNOWLEDGE had missed two straight times
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the magnitude of this catastrophe was so large as to spawn earthquakes and floods in faraway lands
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however, this shall not happen again
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the predictions of THE KNOWLEDGE shall once again prove to be extremely accurate
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and thus, we move on the PSU game
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Michigan will easily defeat Penn State 34-21
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when this result comes true, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar again
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall not retrun next week, but will be back the week after
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Comments

ajscipione

October 17th, 2009 at 10:26 AM ^

You gotta love THE_KNOWLEDGE.

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THE_KNOWLEDGE is not afraid to put it all out there.

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THE_KNOWLEDGE CANNOT be wrong thre times in a row.

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THE_KNOWLEDGE is entertaining.

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Michigan will defeat Penn State.

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I like the way THE_KNOWLEDGE uses "Yes".

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Tater

October 16th, 2009 at 11:19 PM ^

AFAIC, the football gods owe UM one upset and a victory over OSU (which dosen't really count as a "normal" upset because of the rivalry). I would gladly see the upset happen against PSU.

maineandblue

October 17th, 2009 at 2:40 AM ^

I thought THE KNOWLEDGE was hilarious at first
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but you lost all credibility after you guaranteed Sarkisian would be our coach
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and now you were wrong two weeks in a row
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and it seems the schtick is getting old
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man I miss chunks the Hobo
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All-N-4-Michigan

October 17th, 2009 at 9:54 AM ^

yes
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The knowledge is an intriguing personality on this blog
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he has been wrong, but only when the forces of nature combine against him
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I believe there may be another dangerous god out there
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The angry-Michigan-THE KNOWLEDGE-hating god
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but, yes
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I believe his Penn State prediction to be true
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and he shall never be wrong again!

The King of Belch

October 17th, 2009 at 12:21 PM ^

Knowledge, shmowledge.

You are nothing but a "homer'--a "populist"--and NOT The Knwoledge, BTW--

But why would "The Knowledge" sink to a level of complaining about refereeing? Any "Knowledge" knows that stuff evens out.

Oh, pathetic. Pathetic attempt, but not as bad as the new Chunks.