Important Notes

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on June 14th, 2011 at 2:12 PM

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THE KNOWLEDGE has returned with the exciting news that THE KNOWLEDGE has returned to these very pages
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Months ago, before any scandal broke in Columbus, THE KNOWLEDGE accurately revealed that tressel will be fired at OSU
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Many was the number of idiots that didn't heed the word of THE KNOWLEDGE, and as usual THE KNOWLEDGE soared leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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now, THE KNOWLEDGE will provide information on the following items:
- 2011 season brief review
- upcoming sanctions on OSU and MSU
- OSU's coach for 2012 and beyond
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in a follow-up diary, THE KNOWLEDGE will also reveal Part 1 of the PROFILE (Part 2 was revealed last year)
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this is the decade of THE KNOWLEDGE, and the decade of Michigan as THE KNOWLEDGE has pointed out before. as can already be seen by the good recruiting, the OSU implosion, upcoming sanctions against msu and other factors, the indicators have started
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this season is the starting point of a decade of dominance by Michigan football. however, it is just the starting point
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hence, Michigan will not go undefeated in 2011; however, they will be the B1G conference champions and will finish the season 12-2
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the details of the wins and losses will be revealed as the season approaches
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the sanctions against OSU will, unfortunately for the rest of the nation, be minimal. NCAA will force them to vacate wins for the 2010 season and reduce scholarships by 6 over the next 3 years (2/year)
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OSU will then continue with their cheating unfettered and with greater secrecy
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sanctions are also upcoming against MSU for various major violations
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due to the critically sensitive nature of this issue, THE KNOWLEDGE will only reveal that they will face sanctions much worse than USC and be decimated to be a footnote in the new B1G
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THE KNOWLEDGE has already revealed (months ago) that Urban Meyer will take over as the new coach at OSU
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due to the minimal sanctions, he will happily accept the jon and go on to establish OSU as the top team in their half of the conference, losing on a regular basis only to Michigan
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as always, when these predictions facts are proved correct by the passage of time, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and bask in glory
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Comments

Jeffy Fresh

June 14th, 2011 at 7:58 PM ^

Dear Mr. Knowledge (do you mind if I call you The?),

These haters, they gonna hate.  But your prediction of Tressel being gone, and Meyer coming in wouldn't be predicted by anyone unless they had serious skills.  Thank you for gracing us.

ixcuincle

June 14th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^

All the people that were negbanging KNOWLEDGE, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. KNOWLEDGE is going to continue to live the way he wants to live and continue to do the extraordinary activities that he wants to do and be happy with that.

Zone Left

June 14th, 2011 at 2:28 PM ^

Remember, THE_KNOWLEDGE's predictions are specific.

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So, when he predicts Urban Meyer will "happily accept the jon and go on to estbalish OSU..."

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He means it.

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lunchboxthegoat

June 14th, 2011 at 2:43 PM ^

you are not. He at least hits on some of his random gibberish he wrote about. You're wrong more than you're right. I find this schtick very tired.

 

How'd that Michigan vs. BS national championship game work out?

And the 4-4 MSU B1G record? And the OSU 6-2 B1G record?

And the Ill/Purdue/Minn 3 total B1G win total?

you never link your old predictions you claim are ALWAYS right.

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thanks

S.G. Rice

June 14th, 2011 at 2:45 PM ^

... does that mean that he demanded a Harbaugh-style personal bathroom attached to his office?

Or did St. Tressel already have one installed?

Maybe the Free Press could investigate this!

719Yoop

June 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM ^

I'm interested to see if sanctions are also upcoming against MSU for various major violations... It would be nice to see since Dantonio is obviously soft as hell when it comes to punishment of his players. To try to weasel your way out of this one SPARTY! 

Cigarro Cubano

June 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM ^

Dude, you are a fucking idiot.  You were the same moron predicting a undefeated 2010 FB Season for Michigan and playing in the NC.  -  All I need & have to say for any past, present & FUTURE predictions coming from you...

 

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT, YOU WERE BACK IN 2010, TODAY & FOR THE UPCOMING 2011 SEASON. 

 

Fuck You. 

RowoneEndzone

June 15th, 2011 at 8:15 AM ^

Mgoblog is for info and entertainment.  I always enjoy reading his posts, they are funny and thats all.  If you don't like something just don't read it.  To personally attack a dude with a F U is not cool around here man.  Go play somewhere else.

Beavis

June 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^

Is there actual proof of this clown predicting Tressel being fired "months" before it happened?  Doubtful.

Didn't you say Rex Ryan was going to be our DC back in the day?  No credibility.  

maineandblue

June 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM ^

Don't forget that Steve Sarkisian was supposed to be our new HC during the last coaching search, which I think was still back in Haloscan days. THE_KNOWLEDGE has a long history and great track record...of being wrong about pretty much everything. Still, I always eagerly click on his/her posts, partly for the silliness, partly to watch the pro- and anti-KNOWLEDGE posters go at it.

CalifExile

June 14th, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^

I was expecting them to lose 10 scholarships per year for 5 years. That would make it easier for compliance to keep track of their "student-athletes."

Gulo Blue

June 14th, 2011 at 5:26 PM ^

THE KNOWLEDGE does not always tell us the facts as we will know them in time, THE KNOWLEDGE tells us the facts as we need to know them today.  Sorta like the Oracle in the Matrix.

BMONEYGOBLUE2

June 14th, 2011 at 5:51 PM ^

I like yo swagg and confidence bro...I can definetely see us winning the Big Ten real talk is it really up for grabs. The only teams I am worried about are MSU, OSU & Nebraska. Nebraska has hella future pros....

Louie C

June 15th, 2011 at 6:10 PM ^

I love THE KNOWLEDGE. I think people that hate on him are the same people that call/email/text Jim Rome and argue with him over if Fonzie really did "tell Potsy he'd do this" before jumping the shark. Just relax and have fun with it. Now could MSU be that school in the midwest that has a big scandal brewing? That would be some delicious assed schandenfreude there.