Hand me the Peppers, Mac

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on May 29th, 2013 at 11:48 AM

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The long wait is over. THE KNOWLEDGE is back to soar on these very pages, after an offseason of soaring and basking in glory in other arenas
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in an important upcoming post, THE KNOWLEDGE will be discussing the review of the 2013 football season, including revealing of the National Champion
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Michigan's results have already been discussed in part in a previous post, where THE KNOWLEDGE showed that Michigan will be playing osu twice this year; greater details will be provided in the upcoming post mentioned above
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in this diary, THE KNOWLEDGE shall tackle the issue of the future farther down the line - 2014 and beyond
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people that follow THE KNOWLEDGE understand that the events of the future have already been decided, and cannot be altered. thus, THE KNOWLEDGE is able to reveal the future to those that do not have an ability to see across the space-time continuum
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hence, THE KNOWLEDGE does not make predictions, but provides a review of the future in the present. thus, THE KNOWLEDGE is never actually wrong - unless there is a highly irregular abnormality encountered in the continuum in the particular area of space time that the universe is currently in
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such abnormalities are the reason THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations have not come to pass in a very small number of instances. for example, THE KNOWLEDGE revealed in 2009 that the DC of the Baltimore Ravens will be Michigan's next DC. instead Michigan hired Robinson. the problem was that THE KNOWLEDGE was seeing too far into the future. Michigan did indeed hire the DC of the Baltimore Ravens, but a couple of years later (few would argue the statement: Mattison > Ryan)
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most people expect a very bright future for Michigan football based on the recruits they have been bringing in, and more importantly, the excellent coaching provided by the current staff
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these expectations are valid
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even to the most casual observer, it is clear that Michigan is in the process of becoming the nation's best defense
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the 3 biggest recruits/prospects for this year are all on this side of the ball: Hand, Peppers and McDowell, as the title of the post amply demonstrates
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what people do not know and THE KNOWLEDGE does is that Michigan will be even better on special teams
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the Michigan football team will come to be known as the best in both defense and special teams. these two are sufficient to win the vast majority of games
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on offense, Michigan will be good, but not the best in the country due to the very conventional nature of the scheme. defenses will be able to stop Michigan occasionally
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Comments

readyourguard

May 29th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^

The Knowledge is like avacadoes.  When I was younger, I couldn't stand the look, texture, or taste of them.  I despised them, and couldn't understand how anyone could enjoy them.  Nasty ass, wrinkly-lookin thing. 

Then as I matured, I could eat guacamole but still hated sliced, raw avacadoes. 

Now, as an older, more mature self, I have come to really enjoy avacadoes in all their spendor.

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superstringer

May 29th, 2013 at 2:03 PM ^

Srsly -- that's it, THE KNOWLEDGE?

I think anyone looking at (a) our recruits and (b) the rest of our conference, can easily see how our defense will have dominant statistics going forward.

But really, having an engineering degree and all, I want to know, if no scientist can get information to run backwards in time, how some guy on MGoBlog does it, and why he doesn't use that ability to make himself so filthy rich that he'd be too busy banging hotties down in South Beach (as the latina sang in Goin' to Miami, "Aye, F--- Meeee!") that he'd have no time or reason to bother posting on MGoBlog.  Cuz, if that were me, that's what I would do.

MidnightBlue

May 29th, 2013 at 2:35 PM ^

As much as I enjoy the vainness of the Knowledge, I gotta call him out on the carpet for predicting Dan Mullen as our next coach.....    ahhhhh, this one didn't fall down the proverbial memory hole, did it ?

mgobaran

May 29th, 2013 at 2:47 PM ^

Obviously Brady Hoke

is a highly irregular abnormality encountered in the continuum in the particular area of space time that the universe is currently in

which he is from a certain area of a universe in space time that the only two job opportunities are recruiting hs football players and wearing short sleeve shirts. For this reason, THE_KNOWLEDGE cannot be accountable for guessing this wrong.

In another universe where Brady Hoke was killed while working his job of wearing short sleeve shirts, Dan Mullen is most definitely the coach at Michigan.