The great circus about to unfold

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on December 12th, 2012 at 11:21 AM

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the hiring of Petrino by WKU may have been shocking to many, but one part of the events planned for 8/31/13 may not come as much of a surprise
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the other part, not so much
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THE KNOWLEDGE revealed many coaching changes on these very pages in his previous post, but did not reveal this for a reason
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because doing so would have also meant revealing these planned events - which the Hilltopper AD would have read and promptly backed away from the hire - thus causing the hire not to happen - which would have resulted in a fallacy
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the one thing THE KNOWLEDGE cannot afford to allow is a temporal fallacy caused by THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations. since THE KNOWLEDGE understands the information about the future, it is usually assured that THE KNOWLEDGE will not allow the fallacy
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now that the hiring has happened, the AD is no longer reading these very pages; hence, THE KNOWLEDGE can reveal the events
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now, on to the events on 8/31/13
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WKU has planned to introduce a new "tradition" for their pre-game festivities keeping in line with the background of their new coach
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when the players and coaches are introduced, the head coach will now ride into the stadium in a motorbike
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petrino plans to introduce his own twist for the opening day. a WKU cheerleader will be riding with him on the bike
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this will throw the juiced up hilltopper fans into delirium
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this is the not-surprising part
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the unexpected part will be due to the opponent - Kentucky
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the vast majority of the human population (including petrino) does not know that WKU beat Kentucky this year
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hence, UK is seething and planning for great revenge next year
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the UK mascot is deeply involved in the revenge plan
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the details of the coach introduction plan has already been leaked to the mascot
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thus, the mascot has planned to tackle petrino while he is riding the bike; resulting in another pet. accident
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seeing yet another woman riding with petrino, his wife will seek compensation from WKU
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a great circus is in the making
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in the next post, THE KNOWLEDGE will discuss the bowl game against the 'cocks
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there is no need to discuss the basketball game against Beilein's old team; because it will not be much of a game
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Comments

jmdblue

December 12th, 2012 at 12:28 PM ^

as a result for the upcoming mascot-tackle?  Did/will the petroleum-based fiber of the mascot's suit melt on the bike's muffler and result in painful skin grafts?  Will/did the juiced up Hilltoppers add to the new/old motorbike entrance tradition in 2014 by burning mascot costumes in effigy?The Knowledge is sadly lacking here in crucial information that surely he is in possession of, but is unwilling to divulge.  . Yes . Shame.