The GoTK and THE CHALLENGE 2013.3

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on November 1st, 2013 at 9:47 AM

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THE KNOWLEDGE has not appeared on these very pages since the psu game
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the reason is rather obvious to the followers of THE KNOWLEDGE. the highly irregular spatio-temporal disruption that happened in the 4th quarter of the game has only now been resolved
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall explain more about this and the future in this post
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yes
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as anyone who saw the psu game would have figured out, the events that transpired from near the end of regulation time were unnatural. this was because of an unfortunate and highly irregular anamoly in the space-time continuum
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originally, Michigan was slated to win the game 37-27 with a field goal on the final possession. however, the future was distorted and we ended up with the unforeseeable result
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when such an anamoly occurs, what happens is that the universe is thrown into chaos with the future not settled for several days. thus, not even THE KNOWLEDGE can review the future under such circumstances (even the universe doesn't know anything)
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as of today, those chaos have ended and the new future is set
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE is back
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yes
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now the original future where THE KNOWLEDGE revealed that Michigan will finish 13-1 doesn't exist, THE KNOWLEDGE can now freely discuss the situation without any repercussions
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in the original future, the only game Michigan was slated to lose was tomorrow's game against msu
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Michigan was to defeat OSU twice and win the Rose Bowl against Stanford for good measure
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now, THE KNOWLEDGE shall only reveal the regular season record of the current future
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Michigan will finish 10-2
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the winners POTW.1 and POTW.2 will be acknowledged in a post next week with the POTW.2 handled under special rules (as will be described in that post)
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now, THE CHALLENGE 2013.3 is open
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predict the score of the msu game to become the Protege of the Week
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall not provide any pointers to the game in order to prevent any attempt by certain elements in Spartan Stadium that are known to play with time in the gross sense (clock manipulation etc)
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and that is one of the reasons for the Greatness of THE KNOWLEDGE (GoTK)
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Comments

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November 1st, 2013 at 10:04 AM ^

TK, I know you do not generally delve into reviewing the future for personal matters, but any insight on what I will get for Christmas?  How about this itchy rash that I have.  That's just something benign that goes away soon, right?

One Inch Woody…

November 1st, 2013 at 10:51 AM ^

Enough about the Michigan State defense. What about the MICHIGAN defense? The one that is 90+ spots better than the motley crew of idiots that MSU has played in the last 3 games? Scoring 40+ points against Indiana, Purdue, and Illinois is like skiing down a bunny hill. This is no bunny hill. This is MICHIGAN. Gardner + Funchess + Gallon ignite the Spartan secondary as they find that isolating Funchess 1 on 1 with Darqueze Dennard is a bad idea.

Michigan 42 MSU 3

quigley.blue

November 1st, 2013 at 12:19 PM ^

Didn't The Knowledge use to be IN the future?  Now The Knowledge is just talking ABOUT the future?  I think this is a poor way to hedge against these temporal fluxes and chaos induced innacuracies.

Recommend The Knowledge return to his future loaction immediately and stop with this present nonsense.

BlueHills

November 1st, 2013 at 8:05 PM ^

Michigan 35, MSU 7.

I do not fear a "great defense" that hasn't played anyone, or a team with a meh offense.

ND is a better football team (6-2, losses only to us and Oklahoma), and we beat them. State's wins aren't very impressive so far.

M go Bru

November 2nd, 2013 at 12:27 PM ^

May the Knowledge be with me and with all of you who have predicted a Meeeshigan victory, so that we can right the anomaly that has occurred in the Universe, upholding THE KNOWLEDGE's original season prediction of 13-1!