Black Heart Gold Pants Sucks

Submitted by Max on July 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 AM…

While I really enjoyed getting the shout-out, this post was garbage. If I was Brian and had the motivation and desire to throw back a detailed rebuttal, I would. But I'm not, so I won't. Any Michigan fan worth his salt can identify the fallacies saturating BHGP's post.

"Consider yourself warned, Michigan."…

Consider yourself owned, Iowa.



July 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 PM ^

Actually, the University of Michigan produces some of the mos... oh, ohhhh.  That was another ironic and witty dig, right?  I can't believe I let another one of these go right over my head.  You Hawkeyes are slippery.

big gay heart

July 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 PM ^

We've got the Great Lakes, your entire state is lake. Adding insult to injury, there's nothing great about Iowa. Unless your definition of "great" equals "farmers with a third grade education and a hankering for Federal Government Farm Subsisidies."


July 4th, 2008 at 12:57 PM ^

The internet is about the free trade of other peoples ideas, Iowa fans would know that if their barnhouses had internet access.


July 11th, 2008 at 1:43 PM ^

The best thing about Iowa was when they had the "ANF" on their helmets (for "America Needs Farmers"). That was classic.