Big Ten Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 1st, 2010 at 3:02 PM

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In his season review, THE KNOWLEDGE has already shown that Michigan will lose just a game this season, before moving on to trounce the BS Broncos in the National Championship game

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THE KNOWLEDGE had also stated that Michigan will win all OOC games. As per usual, that was shown to be true by time, and THE KNOWLEDGE has basked in glory

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After Michigan wins tomorrow against PSI, everyone will be saying things like “these are the exact 5 games they won last year”, “they lost to all the remaining 7 teams last year”, etc

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And if they are Michigan fans, they continue to worry about Michigan losing many games in the Big Ten. These people clearly don’t understand THE KNOWLEDGE.  As noted earlier, those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free

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Now that Michigan’s 7-1 record in the Big Ten has been made clear, we’ll move on to what will happen to the rest of the teams

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  • Bottomfeeders Minn, Purdue and Illinois will have a combined 3 wins between them
  • Indiana will suck as well going 3-5
  • MSU will finish 4-4
  • PSU, Iowa and Wisc will all finish 5-3
  • NU will have a good run, especially since they don’t play Michigan and osu; will end up 6-2
  • osu will finish 6-2

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For the curious souls, Michigan will handily defeat osu

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As time progresses and these results come to fruition, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar

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 and leave every doubter in a trail of dust

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THE KNOWLEDGE advises all his protégés to tag along in his wake

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Comments

grand river fi…

October 1st, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^

NU will have a good run, especially since they don’t play Michigan and osu; will end up 6-2

I'm actually hoping they win the conference.  Hopefully Denard can go Biakabatuka in '95 on the Buckeyes in Columbus to make it happen.

csam1490

October 1st, 2010 at 6:31 PM ^

Did he or did he not state that doubters would be left in a trail of dust? Trail of dust! I can't imagine that applies to substantive doubt alone. The dust trail may engulf ontological questions as well. You are a bold man, and I salute you.

I choose to soar on the wake. To the lake. Of glory. Maybe I'm a cowardly sycophant.

DoctorDave

October 1st, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^

Only someone who sees the future as though it is history uses a period to start a sentence instead of to end it. (And what more can be said than that period deserves its very own paragraph?) It's like saying the "amen" at the beginning of a prayer instead of at the end of it.

umhannon

October 1st, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^

Dear THE_KNOWLEDGE,

Is my wife pregnant? She's been eating everything in sight and sleeping like a bear in hibernation. I need to start saving money and stop mocking my boss in the office, if so.

Thank you in advance.

 

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