Bemused at recent events - but the look ahead is rosy

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on October 9th, 2009 at 6:07 PM

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Michigan State is not a good football team
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yet, Michigan found a way to lose to them. this is quite bemusing
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but, what is much more strange is the fact that the prediction of THE KNOWLEDGE didn't come to pass and THE KNOWLEDGE has not basked in glory this past week
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that is indeed the rarest of events, and THE KNOWLEDGE, along with the rest of the world, is most bemused by it
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however, you will recollect that the season prediction of THE KNOWLEDGE is 12-1 with a Rose Bowl win over an overmatched USC
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this means that Michigan will win the rest of the games here on out
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THE KNOWLEDGE had originially pencilled in the Iowa game as the one that Michigan will lose, but since Michigan has already lost to MSU, Michigan must win this game
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because the prediction of THE KNOWLEDGE can not go wrong again. such an even is not possible. it is one of the fundamental truths in this world
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therefore, Michigan will beat Iowa 24-20
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when this prediction comes true
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar again
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Comments

jonvalk

October 10th, 2009 at 7:32 PM ^

The Knowledge foresaw us playing against USC in the Rose Bowl, yes? Well, his prediction would not have come to fruition with his original sequence of wins. With Iowa as our lone loss, it would be Iowa, not Michigan making the most-likely trip to the Rose Bowl to take on the opportunistic Trojans. Think on it! By losing to MSU, a team with no shot at winning the Big Ten title, we set ourselves up to beat every other team who could, should(this is for sure) The Knowledge's win total be sound...How does one resolve a tie-breaker in record in the Big Ten? Record against each other.

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The Knowledge simply had his own vision correct itself to work in this season's sequence of events!

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+-----> Iowa should have lost its first game, which would have made the Knowledge's original vision more accurate...)