2015 Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on September 1st, 2015 at 1:25 PM
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the event all readers of this blog have been waiting for is finally here
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THE KNOWLEDGE has returned to these very pages after soaring and basking in glory in the summer
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yes
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in an article to be revealed on these very pages soon, THE KNOWLEDGE will provide an extremely rare look at the past in order to show how certain highly irregular anomalies in the space time continuum brought about the hiring of Jim "Le Harba" Harbaugh at Michigan
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the original choice after Hoke's firing was a different coach, and if not for these anomalies, that person would have been coaching Michigan now. these anomalies have in years past, caused Michigan's season to head in the wrong direction. but, in this case, they helped Michigan
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THE KNOWLEDGE did not reveal this earlier because the very act would have caused the anomalies to act differently. hence, the rare lookback
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yes
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in this post, however, THE KNOWLEDGE will review the 2015 season. this revelation is not expected to cause any trouble with the irregular anomalies
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yes
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many is the number of fools who are predicting a 7 or 8 win season
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these people look back at the past and try to understand the future. their attempts are futile, and they are incorrect
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, knows not only the future but the information about the future, thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can reveal the future as he sees fit
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yes
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contrary to the expectations of some people, Michigan will not win the national championship
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Michigan will finish the regular season 10-2
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with 1 loss in out of conference play and 1 loss in Big Ten play
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that loss will not be to ohio state
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yes
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there are still some fools who do not believe THE KNOWLEDGE
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as time proceeds and makes the future the past, and the results revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE are proven to be true, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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Comments

bjk

September 1st, 2015 at 3:18 PM ^

there is still time for further anomalies to iron those two losses out of the schedule.

Not that I doubt the clarity of the Knowledge's vision.

maineandblue

September 1st, 2015 at 11:29 PM ^

Yes, of course I can skip it. I revere this blog and what it stands for, spend about an hour a day on it, and almost consider it a part of my identity. I love that it is consistently intelligent and witty, and that's why I can't figure out why people go apeshit for this cheap bit. I found it cute the first year, but am genuinely perplexed by the fact that it has become more and more popular despite being more and more trite.  

Trebor

September 1st, 2015 at 4:10 PM ^

My shining moment on the internet is still the day THE_KNOWLEDGE anointed me the Protege of the Week a few years ago, after the 12-10 win over MSU. May the future be infinitely bright for you, good sir (or madam)!