2010 Season Review

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on August 10th, 2010 at 3:24 PM

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A while ago THE KNOWLEDGE returned to these very pages after a long absence, and made an important post. THE KNOWLEDGE then took a break so that Paul can have his summer of glory*
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now that football season is nary a month away, THE KNOWLEDGE has returned again to these pages
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yes
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Further, this board has gone crazy with allegations of a future game against Alabama, rankings, predictions, NCAA violation analysis and so forth. Hence, THE KNOWLEDGE's return also sevred the purpose of bringing back some sanity to these very pages
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall, in the next few weeks, provide details of the various individual games of the Michigan games. but, for this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall provide a brief 2010 season review
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of the Boise State Broncos
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The date is Jan 10, 2011 in the Arizona desert. The BS Broncos have achieved the penultimate and reached the National Championship game
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the glory of this achievement is the talk of the nation... on how they defeated a top 10 team early in the season, and never looked back as all other teams ahead of them lost and no other team remained undefeated
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the euphoria would, however, not carry into the night
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unfortunately for the BS Broncos, they would be overmatched and go on to lose the game that night
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to the Wolverines of Michigan
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now that the season prediction is over, THE KNOWLEDGE shall post the results of individual games in the next weeks
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as per usual, there may be some that question THE KNOWLEDGE. but, as time progresses and the results described by THE KNOWLEDGE come to fruition,
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory again
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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* for those not in tune with world affairs, Paul, an octopus that was raised in the farm of THE KNOWLEDGE, gained attention for his absolute predictive powers of world cup soccer games

Comments

Foote Fetish

August 10th, 2010 at 6:00 PM ^

"the glory of this achievement is the talk of the nation... on how they defeated a top 10 team early in the season, and never looked back as all other teams ahead of them lost and no other team remained undefeated"

If I'm reading this correctly, THE KNOWLEDGE just predicted we will NOT go undefeated?!

HARUMPH SIR!

(Seriously, though, I missed you THE KNOWLEDGE)

Hemlock Philosopher

August 10th, 2010 at 6:09 PM ^

THE KNOWLEDGE returns.  It's like a turducken made of a joint stuffed inside a bong stuffed inside a gravity bong.   Wonderful stuff, although, for some reason, I cannot remember any of it. 

DoctorDave

August 10th, 2010 at 9:34 PM ^

I must confess: at one time I regrettably doubted the knowledge of THE KNOWLEDGE. However, with much humility I have flagellated myself mercilessly, repented in the ashes and dust of THE KNOWLEDGE, and admit publicly and without shame that THE KNOWLEDGE's knowledge is indeed more glorious than I ever realized.

Case in point:

The date is Jan 10, 2011 in the Arizona desert. The BS Broncos have achieved the penultimate and reached the National Championship game

Whereas "penultimate" means "next to the ultimate," THE KNOWLEDGE obviously knows that there is one bowl game, the stature of which overshadows even the National Championship. Of course, THE KNOWLEDGE refers to the Rose Bowl.

However, as the mighty Ducks of Oregon will have kicked the Nuts of the Ohio State University out of the Coliseum by January 10, 2011, the focus rightly shifts to the penultimate bowl as the attention of the nation shifts for one night where it rightly belongs: the Maize and Blue of Michigan.

THE KNOWLEDGE ultimately soars again.

Yes.

IPKarma

August 11th, 2010 at 9:25 AM ^

“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft; on the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them.  Keep believing.”

 

I'm a believer.