Sweet Fancy Moses

Submitted by Brian on December 17th, 2004 at 3:31 PM

The Dolphins have apparently offered Nick Saban $4 to $5 million a year. Plus GM-ship, basically. Might this help with Nic Harris?

My favorite sentence: "The team is also expected to interview at least one minority candidate in the coming days."

Here's how that'll go:

Dolphins: So, you appear to be really tan, or something.

Minority: This is actually my real skin color.

Dolphins: Dude. Freaky. So, are you Nick Saban?

Minority: No.

Dolphins: Oh.