Professional Hottie Says Tate To Transfer

Submitted by Brian on August 18th, 2010 at 8:57 PM

UPDATE: Professional hottie's tweet has disappeared. You can safely ignore the below, I think.

Um… so this person…

melanie_collins

…has a twitter that says this:

Very reliable source telling me Tate Forcier requested a transfer from #Michigan this AM. NOT yet confirmed, will update as I know more.

I'd link it but I'm getting fail whales and am suffused with an overwhelming ennui.

Not to disparage smoking hot bikini models or anything, but I'd probably take Mike Rothstein's word over hers. Then again she has done some sideline work for the Big Ten Network—the entire reason this is credible enough to bother with—and Rothstein is not banging out strenuous denials and this is Michigan post-Bo so it's probably true and all she left out its that he's hiring someone to bash Denard's knee in, Tonya Harding style.

Comments

Kal

August 18th, 2010 at 9:52 PM ^

Tweet: Inside sources say Melanie Collins has fake breasts. NOT CONFIRMED, but probably true so I'm going to just assume it's correct and post it anyways.

On a side note, how many people knew who she was before this? I didn't, and now I can safely say I'm not going to forget. My conspiracy theory is she took advantage of the wary Michigan fanbase to improve her google stock.

Gino

August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^

But would anyone really be surprised?   Evidence the recent dissing on Tate by Woolfolk and even Rodriguez, along with Denard's hyping, along with the Forcier family transfer history. 

Captain

August 18th, 2010 at 9:18 PM ^

I've officially transcended to the state where further pain only makes me laugh.  It's closer to dementia than denial, but it's my way of coping.

jajaja23

August 18th, 2010 at 9:24 PM ^

JaJaJa23: "So what's the deal with this transfer stuff?"

  T8Gr8: "Transfer?"

  T8Gr8: "Damn near killed her. Am I wrong?"

  T8Gr8: "Wanna play Halo?"