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Brian September 13th, 2010 at 10:31 AM

9/11/2010 – Michigan 28, Notre Dame 24 – 2-0

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The Daily's Sam Wolson.

Sometimes even the corner of the endzone is a perfect vantage point to see something, and we were right on line to see Dayne Crist heave up what looked like a punt in the general direction of a covered Kyle Rudolph. We saw Cam Gordon take the wrong angle, backtrack desperately to take a futile swat at the ball, and twist his body around as quickly as possible to chase Rudolph. From there it's a dull haze as Notre Dame stadium erupted. The public address announcer, normally as staid and even-handed as Carl Grapentine, finished relating the details by exclaiming something about the rainbow Providence had directed to appear above the stadium at that exact moment.

Michigan fans are no strangers to this sort of thing. Ask anyone who's been around the block a couple times about Notre Dame Stadium and you'll get a recounting of injustices cosmic and otherwise perpetrated on not only Michigan but the idea of free will. Find them in a quiet moment in the dead of winter and get a couple drinks in them and you might hear a rigidly controlled statement about how the things that happen to Michigan's football team in South Bend make the speaker just… I don't know… unsure about certain things. Doesn't matter if they're religious or not. If they are, it's the existence of a just and loving God. If they aren't, it's the absence of a wrathful one. Either way the intensity with which your conversation partner is focusing on the rim of his glass will be unsettling.

The last time I went was 2002. Michigan fumbled four times, committed ten penalties, missed a 32-yard field goal, gave up a safety on a Courtney Morgan holding call, saw a Carlyle Holiday fumble at the two ruled a touchdown, and lost when Navarre's first pass on Michigan's last-ditch drive was batted directly to a Notre Dame defender. Michigan lost 25-23; in their previous two outings Notre Dame hadn't scored an offensive touchdown. I wrote two things about it in the aftermath:

The thesis statement of the latter:

To a Michigan fan, every Irish loss over the past ten years has been due to an unfortunate confluence of unlikely events: fumbles, ridiculous refereeing, blocked punts, hilarious deflected passes, etc. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not (though it is): that’s what it feels like. It feels like Michigan has nothing to gain and everything to lose, and everything gets lost on a biannual basis.

When Kyle Rudolph crossed the goal line the thing I thought was not an unprintable string of expletives. It was "of course."

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Before the season a reporter from the Hartford Courant called me up for a story he was doing on the UConn game, probably because he saw me as a way to tap into the zeitgeist of the Michigan fan. As these things usually go, he only used one sentence from a fifteen minute conversation. This left out what seemed to me like the most interesting bit of the conversation, where he asked what I thought Michigan football stood for, what made it special and unique.

I had no answer to this. I said "that sounds like a question a Notre Dame fan would love to answer"—which caused the reporter to laugh a little more heartily than objectivity would approve of—and then launched into a narrative that won't be unfamiliar to anyone who's been around here a while. The post titles say it all, really: "Empire of the Fallen." "You Were Killed By A Bear And I Am Sad."

I told the guy that my inability to answer that question any more was kind of the point. The thing that was is dead, having expired from natural causes after a long illness. The thing that replaced it wasn't really anything except incompetent.

Basic understanding of the Michigan zeitgeist is understanding that now there is no answer to the question. Advanced understanding adds that until the Horror there was no program in the country with a more confident answer to it, and puts the two together to find a large number of sad pandas.

denard-robinson-is-a-sad-panda denard-postgame-smiles

And then with 40 seconds left Denard Robinson stared down a blitzing, unblocked Manti Te'o and fired a dart to Roy Roundtree for fifteen yards on third and anything but a field goal attempt. Michigan had done its best to gaffe its way out of it like this uniquely frustrating rivalry demands, but after that it was academic. You try to stop Denard Robinson from going two yards, or seventy-two, or eighty-seven.

The rainbow was not Providence, except insofar as Denard Robinson might be it. It was the Shoelace bat signal, or rather one of many Shoelace bat signals: Flagpoles. Trees. Corned beef sandwiches. Damn near anything. Once summoned not even the vast historical juju of Notre Dame Stadium can do anything about him.

So this thing you dared not hope for starts to coalesce just from the things that happen on the field, and then yesterday morning I was struck by a sense of profound gratefulness when I watched the MGoBlue video of Denard's postgame presser:

I love how he smiles all the time and wears his heart on his sleeve and goes "AHHHH" when someone mentions Roundtree blocking for him and seems about as amazed as everyone else as what he's doing. I love how he drops to one knee after he scores in a way that seems genuine in a way I couldn't comprehend until I saw it. I love that if you ask him he'll sign your forehead. I was going to let my skepticism overwhelm, to wait until it was obvious that 2010 was not going to be 2009, but I lasted two games. I'm in the tank again.

That feeling Johnny identified in 2008 when it became clear that neither we nor Michigan had any idea what it was any more is obliterated. I've got an answer for the Courant now: Michigan is receivers blocking like tiny mountain goats 40 yards downfield because it matters, because if you set Denard free he'll go "AHHHH" at you afterwards. He'll smile and it will seem like the sun is poking through dark clouds, scattering colors in a circle all around you.

BULLETS ARE NO LONGER BULLETS

They're annoying. Now bold section titles. More room. Easier blockquoting. Win.

The unsung hero: Shavodrick Beaver, the backup at Tulsa. Does anyone else remember the sick feeling in your stomach when you found out that Michigan had lost a desperately-needed QB recruit to Tulsa? Funny old world, isn't it?

Denard is like a video game, but to Google it's NBA Jam:

denard_robinson_on_fire

HT to reader Apoorva Bansal.

Crist return. We were only getting the usual scattered texts that actually got through but by halftime it was clear that Crist had some sort of head injury that prevented him from seeing out of one eye. I laughed at my friend's concern that Crist might come back in the second half, reasoning that a head injury severe enough to keep someone out of a half of football is severe enough to keep someone out of a game of football. But lo, Crist rose after this:

Q. What play was it that you got dinged up on and what happened?
DAYNE CRIST: Just running the ball, just took a hit kind of on the side of the helmet. I had trouble seeing out of my right eye after that. Tried to get back into focus. …

Q. Was it your vision?
DAYNE CRIST: Just kind of dazed a little bit and couldn't really see out of my right eye. But that was really it.

How would you feel if Michigan's coach had done that after everything we've heard about concussions the past couple years? Apparently they "did the tests" on the sideline and determined he didn't have one, but it's hard to be comfortable with that decision when it's a debate about in what particular way Crist's brain was messed up.

Ref argh. There have been a lot of complaints about Michigan's many penalties and the lack of ND holding calls—especially after Mike Martin described Chris Stewart getting a "warning"—that I can't comment on yet since I haven't seen the tape, but we saw this live since our endzone was the one it happened in:

What is it with Notre Dame getting free touchdowns on a balls they fumble at the one? No one from Michigan jumped on it, unfortunately, or a review would have been uncomfortable for the home crowd. What happens if a player fumbles into the endzone and it just sits there forever? Does anyone know what the result would have been? You can't claim an inadvertent whistle ended the play until after the ball is out. Commenters seem to think it would have been ND's ball at the one.

Tailback argh. Thirty yards rushing is not so good for all your tailbacks, though as we'll see below Fred Jackson thinks Notre Dame made a bizarre decision to put it all on Denard's shoulders. I'll reserve judgment until I see the tape since the corner of the endzone isn't a great vantage point to draw conclusions, but with a couple of less challenging games coming up it seems like its time to pull the other three kids out of mothballs and see what they can do. Tousssaint's Mike Hart and Chris Perry except fast, after all. That sounds okay.

Flagpole argh. One thing that did not factor into my decision as to which tickets I'd use and which I'd give to my friends: whether or not the flag would be 1) in my LOS and 2) at half-mast. It was kind of hard to see stuff inside the 20 on the far side of the field; people twenty rows higher were probably steamed about Al Qaeda in a way they'd never thought possible.

Denard implosion argh. In the aftermath of another OMG Robinson day the questions about his durability continue. I think they're slightly overblown since Robinson takes way fewer hits from the pocket than most quarterbacks, and hits in the pocket to a stationary target are always the most dangerous. Even so they're not entirely so, which means Robinson should see a reduced workload over at least the next two weeks and hopefully three as Michigan tries to find some confidence in the backup quarterbacks and find a tailback. If it comes down to it, though, you have to put the ball in his hands when it's do or die.

The truly terrifying thing about Denard Robinson is how often he was one downfield block from being gone like he was on the 87-yarder. These blocks got missed way too often, but I guess it's a lot harder to make them when you don't have any idea where the runner is going to be.

Game theory stuff. I agree vigorously with this message board thread about how the Rudolph touchdown was a blessing in disguise since any Notre Dame touchdown drive of actual length would have pulled so much time off the clock its hard to see Robinson leading a drive to win. He can execute a three-minute drill now (obviously), but with one and a half minutes I keep going back to those seams to Roundtree in the third quarter. The first was thrown directly at a linebacker when lofting it was a touchdown; the second was lofted and would have been a touchdown except it was considerably overthrown.

Giving up a 95-yard touchdown is obviously bad, but I think the play once Rudolph is behind the secondary and around the 35 is to let him score. Michigan didn't do this intentionally, but they did prevent the same sort of agonizing touchdown drive they gave up against Wisconsin and Ohio State in 2005, where they soft-shell their way down the field and allow the opponent the opportunity to score for the win with vanishingly little time left.

While we're on the topic, Kelly's decision to go for it from the three at the end of the first half has come in for rampant bashing by Notre Dame fans because it didn't work out but to me it seems like one of those decisions that's so close there's no right or wrong answer. We happen to have a huge database of one-shot plays from the three because that's where two-point conversions are attempted from. The expected value of a field goal from there is basically 3 points. The expected value of going for it is 45% of 7, or 3.15 points… if you assume an average defense and offense. Michigan does not have an average defense but Notre Dame's offense while directed by a third-string walk-on is probably even further below average, so in terms of pure points expected I'm betting Kelly gave up a little when he went for it. On the other hand, when you're down 14 points and you might not get many opportunities to score because you're down to the third-string walk-on you take variance where you can; you should be willing to give up some expectation for it. My gut feeling was that I was unhappy with the decision to go, which means it's probably the right call.

Yardage bit. This has been noted elsewhere, but what a bizarre game. Over 1000 yards of total offense but a winning score of just 28 and 18 punts. In a game where yardage was dead even Michigan was +3 in turnover margin and barely won. This happened because they lost about 40 yards of field position on punt exchanges, missed two field goals, got away with giving up the bomb at the end of the first half, shot themselves not in the foot but the head with penalties, and intentionally gave away 50 yards on Notre Dame's final drive.

So… yeah, Michigan functionally outgained ND by 50 since they weren't trying to stop those first two passes to Floyd, which makes the second week they did that against a BCS opponent. That didn't happen until the Purdue game last year.

Defense? Caveats about the backups in the first half apply but the defense managed to hang in there. Cam Gordon is going to come in for some huge minuses in UFR, but the rest of the defense can't be blamed for 200, maybe 250 (Jones phantom TD, Rudolph TD, long pass @ end of first half, final drive) of ND's 500 yards. Given the number of drives in this game holding ND to 24 points is an accomplishment. After Crist came out of the locker room and led ND right down the field twice I thought we were doomed, but the D got a stop after first and goal and then got five straight stops after. Say what you want about rushing three but I'm pretty sure all three picks were thrown into a three-man rush when the QB could not find anyone open. I'll be adding a "players rushed" tracker to UFR to see if the thing everyone hates actually hurt M.

Field goal argh silver lining. Rodriguez may be forced to do mathematically correct things on fourth and three from the 25.

ELSEWHERE

AnnArbor.com slideshow. Genuinely Sarcastic column makes a good point about Cam Gordon and a box safety spot: ideally that's where he'd be. Doctor Saturday says "at some point you begin to run out of perspective, and adjectives." HSR took video of postgame celebrations. Wolverine Historian has a three-part set of highlights up. USA-Algeria-style bar explosion video from NYC's Professor Thom's. MVictors bullets. The Daily ranks the greatest individual performances in Michigan history, slotting Denard #4 behind three guys who killed Ohio State singlehandedly.

MGoReader scores tickets at face when ND opens up wheelchair seating to the public, sits next to Brock Mealer, and gets told this story:

He told me and a couple of nearby patrons a story about Denard: last week, before the game, he asked our QB if he ever thought about cutting off his dreads in case someone tried to pull him down (a la Polamu). Denard's response?

"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."

Amongst the great many articles using the above picture and declaring Robinson to be hotter than the surface of Mercury but deploying the same stats and quotes as all the others is Mike Rothstein's from AnnArbor.com, which quotes to Fred Jackson about all those carries:

Notre Dame (1-1) offered no choice. With the defensive fronts the Irish presented, it was Robinson’s ball to carry over and over again….

“A lot of times, his reads tell him to give the ball to the running backs,” Jackson said. “But this game, they were forcing him to run it. They were probably trying to beat him up. But he’s too quick to beat up.”

That's an… interesting decision on the part of the Notre Dame coaches there.

I missed a few of Ryan Terpstra's postgame videos. Here's Jordan Kovacs:

JT Floyd and Craig Roh round them out.

(HT: GMBW.)

Comments

Other Chris

September 13th, 2010 at 10:50 AM ^

I seem to recall he chose Tulsa because of a girlfriend.  I hope she's The Hotness and that they are living happily ever after.  Worked out for us, so it's only fair it works out for him.

Crime Reporter

September 13th, 2010 at 10:55 AM ^

I thought the defense played pretty well, considering the number of times they were on the field, especially in the second half when our offense was farting around with penalties and such.

I'm still soaking up this win.

matty blue

September 13th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^

couldn't wait for this post.  my soul dong is almost healthy again.

also - that brian kelly can coach.  i look forward to many, many upcoming top-five vs. top-five meetings between these teams.

Promote RichRod

September 13th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^

He coached like complete garbage in a number of different ways.

  • Their gameplan on D was to stop our RBs and let Denard do it himself.  Did they even WATCH the UCONN film?  Holy crap that's the blunder of the century.
  • Going for it at the end of the half.  This is debatable as to whether he should go for it; I say get the points but I can appreciate the other side of the argument.  I DO really really question the playcall.  Their QB at the time was a tomato can and could not be relied upon to get that TD in the air (unless maybe a screen).  I would have run a rollout run/throw option or read option. 
  • Running the flea flicker with a tomato can QB.  Seriously?
  • His backup QBs were not ready at all.  Sometimes you don't have the horses but at least part of it was coaching.
  • Putting Crist back in was reprehensible.  So dangerous.
  • Not getting Floyd involved more.  Maybe we were that good at defending him but I doubt it.  If I'm Kelly I'm designing play after play to get to Floyd.

I could go on but that's all I have for now.  I was not at all impressed with his coaching in round 1.

08mms

September 13th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^

I thought a lot of ND's tackling and angles looked much sharper this year at least though.  I wonder if the back-up had been doing a lot of work with the flea-flicker as part of some trick package and they decided that since he was in anyway, why not take a shot.  

Twisted Martini

September 13th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^

Throw in some Rick Leach, Michael Taylor, Tommy Frazier and Vince Young.  A remarkable performance. 

Think about that-the longest run in the history of Notre Dame Stadium.  A lot of Hesiman Trophy winners didn't do that, they have been playing ball there for a long time.  Hail!

Jablueski

September 13th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^

Good points about the expected values of Kelly's last play of the half decision. Rich Rod, God bless his ability to develop quarterbacks, should be the one under scrutiny for some of those fourth down kicks.

We knew going in that our defense and kicking game stink. There were at least three or four fourth downs where the expected values dictated we should have gone for it.

Birdman

September 13th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^

On head injuries, Baseline testing for concusions is a series of congnition test that can be admisistered anywhere with trained technitions even over the phone by a 3rd party. Until the athlete can reproduce the "baseline" numbers they met (in this instance, the before the start of the season) in their intial test, the are held out of play. Its used in many sports now and is considered  huge step in concussion assement, and takes only minutes. If Crist was put back in it was because it was probably safe for him to be in there.

champswest

September 13th, 2010 at 2:01 PM ^

jump into the tank.  (1) Remember last year and (2) we have a lot of issues (kicking game, running back production, pass rush, pass coverage, youth & inexperience).

Having said that, my pre-season expectation was 7 wins and I now think that 9 or more is possible (if we continue to improve, stay healthy and catch a few breaks hear and there).

BostonWolverine

September 13th, 2010 at 11:17 AM ^

"We're going to enjoy it for the next 24 hours, and then move on to the next one."

RR has said the exact same thing in both of his post-game pressers so far.

Sure, it's press conference cliche, but to me it's a sign that the team is drinking the Kool Aid. And I mean that in a positive sense.

marco dane

September 13th, 2010 at 11:17 AM ^

....this kid has to be the truth. I've watched Michigan footabll since the early seventies,and must say...haven't seen talent like this since #2.

Not kicking the field goal was a mistake. Not knowing if your qb was returnning meant,get the points and regroup your team and ascess DC's abitly to return at the half...

Hated DC finish the game with a clean jersey tho...gonna have apply more pressure on qbs going forward.

zlionsfan

September 13th, 2010 at 12:08 PM ^

that for a good bit of the game, the defense couldn't mess up Crist's jersey because he was on the sidelines with a concussion oh wait I'm sorry of course it wasn't a concussion. I mean, when you get hit and afterward you can't see out of one of your eyes, it's probably because, I don't know ... oh hell, I can't even come up with something funny to replace that. (Not that there's anything funny about a kid getting his vision messed up and then being put back in the game later because hey, he can see, so there's no long-term damage, I'm sure. But you know what I mean.)

I agree that the pressure itself wasn't getting through as much as we'd have liked to see, but they did sack him once, they picked off each QB once (which is impressive considering that Below Replacement-Level QB #2 only threw two passes), and did a fairly good job of keeping yards/attempt down other than OMG 1 and OMG 2.

ejk

September 13th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^

At the end of both halves, ND had a play in the end zone to try to score a touchdown and both times they threw an uncatchable ball over everyone's heads.

I think Tacopants transferred to Notre Dame in the offseason.

Captain

September 13th, 2010 at 7:09 PM ^

Speaking of Tacopants, I remember reading the E3W article Brian referenced during my college years, but hadn't realized he penned it.  From that article, I believe we get the first known reference to Tacopants:

[O]therwise... goddammit, Navarre, would it kill you to throw it TO him instead of his imaginary eleven-foot-tall friend?

Pretty sure that's Tacopants in his freshman year.

UMQuadz05

September 13th, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^

Interestingly, a TV announcer summed up my feeling about Cam with a comment during the Tennessee game later on Saturday.  After a bad INT, he said about the QB: "The only way to know you can't do that is to do that."  Hopefully our deep safetly learned a few things about angles today.  I have faith- he's young and still learning. 

Bodogblog

September 13th, 2010 at 11:31 AM ^

I like the aggresiveness, because on 2 of the 3 gaffes (the TD immediately after halftime and the Rudolph score) he thinks he's getting a pick.  He just misjudged them.  The Montana ball at the end of the half was bad instincts.

On the other hand, 3 gaffes in a game is lots.  And I thought he had more speed - he should have caught Rudolph.  And being a former WR, his in the air ball skills should be more developed.  I think Cam can be very good, but I'm more cautious now

msoccer10

September 13th, 2010 at 12:18 PM ^

He made two or three really bad plays but the rest of the game he was solid.

Also, Rudolph isn't a slow TE. He might be a little slow for a wide receiver but he is very fast for a tight end. Also also, Gordon had to turn his body around at the fifty, was ten yards behind Rudolph and had nearly caught up to him by the time they reached the end zone. Gordon is fast enough as long as he plays a litte more conservatively.

cadmus2166

September 13th, 2010 at 11:27 AM ^

Michigan is receivers blocking like tiny mountain goats 40 yards downfield because it matters, because if you set Denard free he'll go "AHHHH" at you afterwards. He'll smile and it will seem like the sun is poking through dark clouds, scattering colors in a circle all around you.

Denard is quickly becoming my favorite Wolverine, and mostly not even for the greatness he's displayed on the field.  The kid has a great smile, is one of the most humble people I've ever heard of, and has excellent character.  He just seems like he enjoys football and enjoys life.  This kid is special.



JD_UofM_90

September 13th, 2010 at 4:30 PM ^

and I leaned over and told my wife that the ND biased, NBC announcers were probably up in the booth trying to find a way to exploit that.  Sure enough, I watched the tape on Sunday and when ND throws the 95 yard bomb and they start screaming about rainbows, and Crist coming back from injury (it is a wonder they didn't flash his name on the TV and intentionally mis-spell it out as "Christ") and how happening like this are how ND legends are made.

Correction to the NBC D-bags up in the booth, that is how Michigan legends are made.....

profitgoblue

September 13th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^

This is one of the reasons why I love reading this blog:

Michigan is receivers blocking like tiny mountain goats 40 yards downfield because it matters, because if you set Denard free he'll go "AHHHH" at you afterwards. He'll smile and it will seem like the sun is poking through dark clouds, scattering colors in a circle all around you.

Well said, sir.  Denard is quickly transforming how we fans and the country as a whole view Michigan football.  When I heard Corso and Herbstreit say that Michigan's team speed will be too much for the Irish I about passed out.  I cannot remember anyone ever saying such a thing about Michigan football and it made me feel good in my heart to hear it on Saturday morning.  I am a convert - I love the spread option attack!

justthinking

September 13th, 2010 at 11:36 AM ^

The truly terrifying thing about Denard Robinson is how often he was one downfield block from being gone like he was on the 87-yarder. These blocks got missed way too often, but I guess it's a lot harder to make them when you don't have any idea where the runner is going to be.

From here on out, they just need to pancake the closest guy in front of them. Don't look back for Denard, because he'll pass you before you can look back at the defender. Just hit the guy in the direction you have the most momentum and make sure he hits the ground. Denard is quick enough to adjust at the last second and get around the pile. Stop dancing with the "last guys to beat" and hit them - very hard - and put them on the ground.