OUTRIGHT MUPPETS

Submitted by Ace on March 4th, 2014 at 9:03 PM


THIS WENT IN [Bryan Fuller/MGoBlog]

I WAS NOT ALIVE THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED.

And you can't have one without the other...

I'M PRETTY SURE MICHIGAN JUST HIT ANOTHER THREE.

(Given the server overload, my desire to celebrate, and the number of words I've already written today, this serves as your postgame recap until Brian's column tomorrow. Short version: they made all of the shots, and they WON THE CONFERENCE.)

(Yes, I double-posted Muppets. I swear I'm sober. For now.)

Comments

seksdesk

March 5th, 2014 at 9:01 AM ^

Glenn cruising around with his "Rice is Nice" vanity plate. Rumeal cruising around in a Nissan 300 Z. Launching water balloons from behind China Gate with a Winger slingshot into the mass of humanity celebrating on the corner of Church and South U. Nobody asked any questions

superstringer

March 4th, 2014 at 9:24 PM ^

That game wa electric. Place was so loud, attempt to drown out CBS coverage when they cut into the game. Also a 30-point beatdown. Difference was, it was a de facto championship game -- winner take all between the two top teams, and no conf tourney to water it down.

I distinctly remember storming the court and giving a high five to a starter and mediately thinking -- dang Roy Tarpley was friggin tall.

freejs

March 4th, 2014 at 9:21 PM ^

Someone slap me because I think this may be heaven. 

It's my birthday and I fucking wanted an outright Big Ten Championship under the tree. 

What a beatdown. 

This was Virginia in '89, Florida last year, just straight demolition. 

USA! USA! 

Ha ha ha ha, shut the fuck up. 

That 3 before the half was EPIC. 

I'm a proud patriot, but man is that stuff goofy. 

And, uh, do not taunt the Stauskas.