The above is a near-comprehensive look at Michigan's run plays on first down. I'm so sorry.
[Hit THE JUMP for more sad, because obviously.]
No voting this week, and I didn't bother to use lightboxes because f*** it, that's why. If you've got a non-Chrome browser hit 'escape' to stop the sadimation.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE EACH OTHER IN THIS CRUEL, DARK WORLD
BRADY HOKE REALIZES WE'RE BONED, PART 1
PART 2, WITH BONUS FOUR-LETTER WORD THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING
So... who's ready for basketball?