It was a game made for GIFs: a points-in-all-three-phases blowout with two expressive coaches and you don't have to hear Tim Bra--
Hold on, do you still work here?
I think so! I'm evidently using the company rhetorical device.
I'm sorry. Anyway, I couldn't let something like Donovan Peoples-Jones proving me oh-so-right about the punt returner situation pass by without making an appea--
JUST POST THE GIF.
Are you my alter ego or Brian's? Either way, you make a point.
[Hit THE JUMP for more hot damn.]
THE FULL ALBUM
STARING DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL WITH EYES THAT SAY "I TOOK SOME MYSTERY PILLS LAST NIGHT."
8-Ball the Murderwolf is hilarious and clearly a good luck charm, don't @ me.
15. Lord, Never Let Me Make Don Brown This Angry
Note the score.
If my lip-reading is correct (it is), Brown also took issue with the Khaleke Hudson targeting ejection.
14. Release, Snag, Toe-Drag
That's damn pretty, Nico Collins.
13. Damn The Muff Rule
Still fun, though. Absolute wreckage from Jake McCurry.
12. Lawrence Marshall Saves The Day (Okay, First Quarter)
Great to see a Michigan kid who could've easily decided the slog to playing time wasn't worth it make a huge play in front of the home crowd.
The slumped head of early resignation:
The pursed lips of late disgust:
10. Bright Side/Pit Check
So, I originally cut this GIF shorter, only focused on the Nebraska fan looking on the bright side of life. Then a couple twitter followers pointed out the man on the left, and... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Hint of a Woodson shoulder shimmy in there.
8. OL' MURDERFFENCE
Sorry. BO IS SO PROUD.
7. Higdon To The House/DPJ Safety Killer
He looks healthy.
6. Eat Your Heart Out
I'm very glad this was an insane rip-own-heart-out celebration instead of an insane bite-the-pin-from-a-grenade celebration because you gotta throw that thing, man.
5. Too Slow
Maybe this is why Patterson doesn't always throw to the ent.
4. Volleyball Safety
A deeply weird play but in a great way.
3. Rashan Gary Is Terrifying
"Maybe if we roll the pocke-- oh."
2. Devin Bush Is Terrifying
Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.
FRAMES OF THE GAME: VINDICAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOON
Replay that emphasizes the absurd explosiveness of DPJ's cross-field cut:
The spin, enhanced:
He can keep the job.