New Entrant In "Wins At Life" Comment Count

Brian October 1st, 2009 at 1:54 PM

I don't think this quite lives up to getting Tom Hammond-themed clothing banned at Brother Rice, but it ain't far off:

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This was in the basement of the Union and my friend asked denard to sign his forehead, he kindly asked if he really wanted him to do this, he said yes and the rest is history.

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This guy has to not shower until Saturday, right? I think that's a rule: if Denard Robinson signs part of your head you have to keep it there until the next game.

Comments

jtmc33

October 1st, 2009 at 2:23 PM ^

I wouldn't suggest that... in 1994 while walking through the Diag I ran into Tyrone Butterfield and had him sign my chest over my heart. Went to a tatoo parlor and had him put an array of Roses and "Team MVP and Big 10 Champs 1994-1996" over it.

Needless to say, I regret that decision.

03 Blue 07

October 1st, 2009 at 3:15 PM ^

WRONG, elno. More like, someone provide that kid with a harem, some booze, some Viagra, a flatscreen (to watch the game), a suite at the Four Seasons, and zero access to contraceptives so he can make as many offspring of awesome fandom as possible.

Yostal

October 1st, 2009 at 2:39 PM ^

You do realize that by posting these encounters, you're just encouraging people to do stupid things that provide you with hilarious conten...carry on!

Feat of Clay

October 1st, 2009 at 3:11 PM ^

I can't take my eyes off Denard's sweet, sweet dreads. Man. And to think I'd already declared the eyebrows on that Craig "Ruh Roh" kid as the most mesmerizing head-hair on the team.

Ryano

October 1st, 2009 at 3:36 PM ^

Oh man how funny would it have been if he drew the male genitalia instead.

Small melon boy: "Was that awesome or what!? Does it look sweet??"
Camera boy: "Um, uh, yeah ..."

maizenbluedevil

October 1st, 2009 at 5:52 PM ^

Not showering before the next game is a given.... The question should be, does he not shower for the rest of the season. He should at least get some sort of protective shield for it so when he showers, it isn't affected.

tomhagan

October 1st, 2009 at 9:15 PM ^

By the time the ink dried on that kid's head...., Denard ran home, made a sandwich, ran back to Schembechler Hall, got dressed for practice and made it out for warmups and stretching.