The Invention Of Voting

Submitted by Brian on November 3rd, 2014 at 10:31 AM

11/1/2014 – Michigan 34, Indiana 10 – 4-5, 2-3 Big Ten

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This happened. The end. [Eric Upchurch]

Sometimes there's a game that does not have anything to say about it. This was that game. Michigan won 34-10, the same score they beat Miami (Not That Miami) by, and it felt a lot like a replay of that throwaway nonconference game.

The opposing offense wasn't going anywhere unless Michigan busted something. Michigan's running game alternated between frustrating lack of holes and lanes so open you could drive a truck through. The defensive backs could have spent the entire afternoon reading The Economist and sipping Kermit tea and nothing would have changed. Indiana had eight attempts. This game was almost literally none of their business.

Michigan thudded out to a 17-0 lead with the help of a couple fumbles that somehow benched Tevin Coleman, and then the game was over. Indiana turned a Gardner interception that ended up inside the Michigan ten into a doinked field goal. Thereupon a giant pig descended from the sky to proclaim the game state.

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Brady Hoke knew it, so he ran the ball a couple times to end the first half instead of attempting to score.

I knew it, so I wasn't even a tiny bit peeved by that. Devin Gardner had just demonstrated the only way Indiana was going to get back in the game by not quite giftwrapping a pick six. Just before that Gardner had not quite giftwrapped another pick six. Michigan could have run the ball on every remaining down and won, and it was cold and I have to UFR these things. Run that clock down. Fine by me.

Everyone in the crowd knew it, so an awful lot of them left at halftime.

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Non-student areas weren't a whole lot better. [Bryan Fuller]

At this point I'm not blaming anyone. It was cold, Michigan is playing for a berth in the kind of bowl where the gift bags include broken Swatches from 1985, and the game was already decided. I stayed because I write these columns and your soapbox is a little higher if you stayed like a True Fan™. I am enjoying the extra centimeter right now. Mighty fine view it's providing.

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The game being what it was, about the only thing of interest over the weekend was a smattering of pissy comments from current and former players.

Desmond Howard decried Michigan's "mob mentality" on Gameday. Taylor Lewan called the Daily's Alejandro Zuniga a "moron" after Zuniga's appearance on BTN. Drew Dileo used air quotes around 'loyal' en route to stating that Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke weren't the problem—causing responders to respectfully ask what, then, the problem might be. Elliot Mealer referred to "the muggles that attend the University of Michigan" suddenly knowing something about the athletic department. Shane Morris provided a shout-out to the few students that made it to the end of the game and helpfully informed the ones who didn't that Michigan won.

It's like they went to bed and universal suffrage happened overnight.

INT. HOUSE OF COMMONS

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A raucous scene, as a bill has just come up for vote. Enter AN ASSORTMENT OF LORDS.

EARL OF MEALER

Good heavens, what are they doing?

HOWARD, DUKE OF HEISMAN

They seem to be voicing their opinions.

MARQUIS DI LEO

What-ever for?

EARL OF MEALER

Say, you, boy: what is all this ruckus?

ZEID EL-KILANI

The bill of attainder is up for vote; these are
final arguments before a decision is made.
Also, I don't think 'boy' is the preferred nomenclature.

HOWARD, DUKE OF HEISMAN

You have the vote? What nonsense!

MARQUIS DI LEO

/frantically dips snuff

EARL OF MEALER

Disaster! Woe! Surely we will topple like saplings in a typhoon!

HOWARD, DUKE OF HEISMAN

How long has… this been going on?

ZEID EL-KILANI

Approximately 600 years?

MARQUIS DI LEO

/faints

HOWARD, DUKE OF HEISMAN

WHY WEREN'T WE TOLD?!

ZEID EL-KILANI

We assumed you knew.

EARL OF MEALER

Our doom is at hand! Flee! I'll die on the squash courts if I can make it!

/exit MEALER, HOWARD

MARQUIS DI LEO

/regains consciousness

COMMONS MEMBER

Aye!

MARQUIS DI LEO

/faints again

Michigan fans always had the vote; never before had they been pressed so hard as to think about using it. When there's an epic wait list you can find another team and the edifice doesn't notice. Not so much anymore.

The ironic thing about all of this is it's actually the students—sorry, "muggles"—leading the way towards positive change. Brandon implements the worst possible version of general admission; Mike Proppe's CSG negotiates a more sensible arrangement that provides better seats to better fans. Brandon blames the new policy for the drop in attendance instead of prices; Bobby Dishell's CSG negotiates a 40% slashing of ticket prices. El-Kilani's petition laid out the case against Brandon concisely and far more authoritatively than any defenses mounted by the House of Lords, which generally amount to "nuh-uh, you don't know."

It is true that we don't know the face Brandon showed to the student-athletes. I do know that one day he got in front of his department and quizzed them as to who their customers were. The answer: "student-athletes." So he probably acted like a human to them.

That's not enough when he is a six-foot phallus to everyone else. You just don't know that unless you're outside the program, looking at a 150-dollar ticket that you could have had for 20 bucks, watching grim quasi-football that means nothing in the freezing cold. Bon Jovi is playing, for some reason.

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Here's the thing. This is a large group of people. Every large group of people is basically a bell curve. Michigan has pushed the prices up to the point where they're going to hit the downside of that bell curve without serious change.

That's a disaster that cannot be allowed to happen. Maybe it won't be for the people in the program right now, or the people who have been through it. It is one for the people who are thinking about 30 years from now, who are thinking about what it's going to be like for their kids.

Michigan, the program, can do little to change the group of people. They will remain the same people. They can only change themselves to fit the people. Step one is firing the coach, because the crushing blow to season ticket sales that results from his retention is unacceptable. Also he is not good at coaching.

Step two is not being dicks to people outside the program. I know y'all learned it from Brandon. Unlearn it. The next AD is going to be just as fantastic to increasingly pampered student-athletes without being loathed by everyone else on the planet. The Al Bundy patrol talking down to a fanbase on the edge of deserting in droves is hilariously out of touch. Michigan revenue vs Michigan performance. QED.

It's time to stop interpreting "The Team The Team The Team" as a moat between 115 players and 113,000 fans. 

[After THE JUMP: hawt babes, and why are you trying to be a fey English twit]

HIGHLIGHTS

GAME STUFF

Awards are still discontinued. Look man I can't really pick out a moment that was particularly good or bad because games are now perceived in a fugue state. Henri and all that. Lo siento.

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seinfeld reference [Upchurch]

THE DRAKE. I think we need to slow our roll here. Johnson came off the bench and looked a lot like he has in our brief glimpses in the past: quite fast in a straight line, not much wiggle, eh power. Michigan wrecked Appalachian State and Miami (Not That Miami) in similar ways with Smith and Green; I bet that the bloom comes off the rose here pretty quick. If I had to bet this will be "that Drake Johnson game" in the same way there was the Jerome Jackson game and the Walter Cross game.

Great story, though, and he'll get some time in the next few games to see if it's for real or just a flash in the pan.

I did enjoy how everyone was like AAAARGH FRED JACKSON after. I know I've given him a ton of crap for post-Hart RB performance, but man the guy can't win for losing. He brings the guy in on a total flier and everyone's like AAAARGH FRED JACKSON CAN'T ID TALENT and then he goes off against Indiana and everyone's like AAAARGH FRED JACKSON CAN'T ID TALENT.

But that's none of my business.

/Fred Jackson sips tea, Diet Coke, water, and Fresca simultaneously

Justice will find you. Speaking of AAAARGH FRED JACKSON: great game for Hayes in pass protection, which is 1) nice to see and 2) raises the obvious question about whether he got a million times better in one year or Michigan decided he wasn't a better option than… that… last year. Since he was a junior, not a freshman, the latter is as likely as the former.

In conclusion, anything that happens ever again can be blamed on Fred Jackson.

OFFICIAL: Ryan Glasgow is no longer a walk-on. BISB exhorted me to give the guy the Order of St. Kovacs after his sack/strip/recovery in the second half, which hurts me and my family. Glasgow was given the Order two or three games ago.

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[Upchurch]

I am ambivalent about Jake Ryan. He's racking up big TFL numbers but watching him closely I think he's struggling to read and react, which is a big factor in the gaping holes Michigan leaves in the middle of their coverage. I did not get to post the MSU D UFR because of some things that came up, but it is mostly done and my impression from that game was that Ryan did not do so hot.

He did have an excellent game here. This was tuned to his specialty since the "is it a pass" decision process went "lol no let's go Viking some dudes".

Jabrill Peppers is hurt and he is hurt and he is hurt please for the love of God stop asking about this. Anyone watching him limp out to the banner pre-game, make an unwise decision to leap at the thing and then painfully hop a couple steps knows his knee is hurt and there's no way he's returning before the end of the season.

ALL OF THE GAPS. Weird gambit from Michigan in this game: a lot of Stanford-like formations on which Michigan had one guy in the backfield and then nine across the front, usually after motioning a wide receiver in. This was not particularly successful. It still feels like anything Michigan does that adds another blocker to the mix is just providing another opportunity to screw up a block.

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explodes in any direction [Upchurch]

Gardner: is Gardner. A highly accurate day on which he looked very good except for the two horrible throws that were nine yards and one catch away from being 14 Indiana points. This is why "it is what it is" was invented.

Man, you gotta feel bad for Indiana. A few months ago they had Sudfeld, Tre Roberson, and Cam Coffman. Now they are down to a 170-pound true freshman who looks more like Ace than any football player should. He did not get broken in half. This is a win for the Hoosiers. Meanwhile, Roberson is tearing it up at Illinois State. Michigan would be playing either Speight or Bellomy (depending on who you think is #4 long-term) if the same had happened to them.

Magnuson: TE. Okay, whatever, I guess. Q: if a guard gets hurt can Magnuson put on an OL number mid-game? I'd imagine so.

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A gap, a palpable gap [Fuller]

Darboh: when separated rather good. Like Johnson it's hard to tell whether Darboh's excellent game was harbinger of things to come or a blip made possible by rubbing up against Indiana's pillowy soft defense. Here, too, I kind of think it's a blip. Darboh has struggled to get anything approximating separation all year, and when he faces better DBs it's easy to see them getting in his grill to make things very difficult.

Norfleet just wants to dance man. Norfleet dropped a bubble screen that would have picked up an easy first down because that's just how Michigan rolls, but on the next play he gunned down the field and then did a great, hilarious job of stalking the returner back and forth until the cavalry game about a quarter later.

If were are talking punts I guess I should mention the 30-yard return on which Indiana's returner didn't have a guy within ten yards on the catch, because I am a broken record.

Man dem babes is hawt you guys. Dadboner, the playcall.

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actually the inverse of Dadboner the playcall but you get what I mean. [Fuller]

Indiana also had a sign that was a really fierce panda that was so Indiana football:

hi man just eatin' some bamboo because if I ever stop eating bamboo ima die I am so cute and cuddly RAWRRR HATE U MIZZOU

Unfortunately no one got a shot of Fierce Panda.

The worst thing about "muggles." A reader who was a varsity athlete in the 90s posted in the relevant thread that the previous version of this term was "civilian," which I can accept. Being an athlete is a lot like being in boot camp for four years.

"Muggle" means that Michigan athletes are now positing themselves as f-ing mutants who flit around on brooms playing quidditch and turning apples into cartoon hearts with the power of their mind. Or whatever. I haven't read Harry Potter because I'd spend every page disappointed that Harry doesn't get dismembered by unspeakable things from beyond time.

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I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL

I'm just sayin' that if the offensive line wasn't aspiring to be a dork wearing John Lennon glasses maybe they'd be better at blocking. #hot #take #boom

HERE

Inside The Box Score:

Love the Drake
* I thought the story of the running game this year was going to be the battle between Derrick Green and De'Veon Smith. With Green out for the year, and Smith dinged up in the first half, Michigan turned to Drake Johnson. Johnson carried 16 times for 122 yards and two touchdowns. Even subtracting his long run of 32 yards leaves him with 90 yards on 15 carries for an even 6.0 yards per carry. That was a solid performance.
* Smith and Hayes combined for 42 yards on 13 carries against the same Indiana defense, so I'm inclined to be optimistic that we may have stumbled on something positive in the running game. Time will tell.

Best And Worst:

Worst:  The Offense is Still Broken

Yes, Michigan just put up 404 yards on Indiana, and recorded both their first 200-yard passing game of the year (!) and first 100-yard rusher game in the B1G since the last time UM played IU (!!), but man is it hard to get excited.  For one thing, Indiana has a turrible defense that gives up huge plays to everyone, yet Michigan's longest play was a 34-yard strike to Darboh that featured Gardner having to bypass the rush, step into a lane, stutter-step about a million times, and still have to throw a tight throw to Amara as he finally shook off the IU defensive back.  It was a good play and helped get Michigan in position for an opening score, but Jeremy Gallon had 369 yards receiving on his own last year against effectively the same IU defense, including multiple 50+ yard receptions.  It remains an offense bereft of "playmakers", which I know is absolutely the most cliche thing to say but is kinda true.

ELSEWHERE

Worth noting that Mitch McGary and Josh Bartlestein expressed their disappointment with Brandon's exit without taking shots.

Sap's Decals:

RYAN GLASGOW – It was obvious that the Michigan defense came to play this game and made sure there was going to be no repeat of last year’s basketball-like score against IU. That all starts up front, and while there were several guys who played lights out by keeping the Hoosiers under 200 yards of total offense, I singled out Glasgow because of his strip and fumble recovery – all in the same play. These guys in the trenches don’t often get the glory, but you had to like what Glasgow did.

Hoover Street Rag:

In the grand scheme of things, this game won't mean much, and likely won't be remembered in the annals of Michigan football lore.  But, if I do remember this game, it will likely be "the Drake Johnson game".  That makes me happy for a kid who crossed Main Street from Pioneer to the Big House, for a kid whose mom has been Michigan's cheerleading coach for over three decades, to get not one but two touchdowns, and looking good doing it, I'm happy for him.  Some day in the future, he'll be able to tell people that in the depths of Michigan's despair, he had his number called and he stepped up and provided a spark.  Most players will tell you that they just want to do what they can to help the team, and Drake Johnson, wearing the #20, did just that yesterday.  Good for him.

MVictors:

Re: Big Dave – Ultimately what did Brandon in weren’t the changes he made to the athletic program.  Even the biggest haters would admit there were some things he did that worked.  For me, I’ll fondly remember his role in smoothing out the practice-gate mess (even before he was AD), bringing in the night games and adding the Legends Program.   What sunk Brandon was that he treated people like crap.

As I’ve seen (and heard behind the scenes), being an outsider, President Schlissel took a look under the covers during these past few weeks he found a very conspicuous lack of people standing up to defend Big Dave.  Take Hoke.  You are probably tired of hearing how he is a such good dude.  While very few (if any) people think Brady will be coaching next year, when he’s evaluated I’m certain he’ll have many folks to throw support his way in some form or another, because he’s down to earth, lacks a noticeable ego and relates to people.  You can be a strong leader and make major changes without being a complete cock.

Baumgardner. Quinn on Johnson:

That was just a complete rush of emotion," Johnson said afterward, beaming like that scoreboard he used to run at. "I jumped up there and was like, wait, wait, I need to get down. I don't want to do anything dumb. I think the first touchdown was ... I can't think of any word but magical."

Mom was there to see it, as she has been for most of the last three decades. A 1976 U-M graduate, Pam St. John was among the first women to serve as a cheerleader at U-M in the mid-70s. Since then, she hasn't gone far, working in the athletic department as the head coach of the Michigan cheer team.

Drake Johnson, her youngest son, grew up on the U-M sidelines. As an 8-year-old, he'd taunt Wolverine players, telling them he'd not only be a Michigan player, but that he'd be better than them.

A lot of credit being offered to Michigan for "keeping their focus," which… okay. Seems like anything more organized than a sack of cats would have done the same thing to the Hoosiers.

The Indiana side of things.

Comments

bronxblue

November 3rd, 2014 at 12:29 PM ^

Great write up as usual.

With regards to former and current players, it is clear that if they disagree with the common thinking they are not going to be taken seriously around these parts. It may be that they are wrong on an issue, but the making fun of these people doesn't make the other points any stronger.

jrblue

November 3rd, 2014 at 12:39 PM ^

"It's time to stop interpreting "The Team The Team The Team" as a moat between 115 players and113,000 fans."

I didn't realize how far Brandon's disease had infected the athletes and coaches until these "muggle" comments started coming out.  I thought they were all just grinning and bearing it, like we were, rather than nodding in affirmation.  What a complete and total disaster to the culture Brandon has been. 

bronxblue

November 3rd, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^

Or it could just be that people who know him in a different context than the vast majority of the people here (me included) think differently of him.  But yeah, probably just a bunch of diseased student-athletes who were brainwashed by Chobani and a big fucking noodle.

westwardwolverine

November 3rd, 2014 at 12:55 PM ^

If that were the case, that would mean that Dave Brandon hired a coach based on merit, not on his ties to the university. It would mean that the product on the field > all the complaints. 

But because Dave Brandon screwed up the hire that led to this horrible football situation, he couldn't mask what he was doing to the fans any longer. 

Here is what is funny: Dave Brandon understands that when you're putting out a poor product, you need to do things to appease people, to either get them back or entice them to stay with you while things improve. He did this at Dominos. That why he had all those silly commercials about giving Main Street a bailout by offering cheap deals on pizza. 

So here at Michigan, where it was obvious the home schedule was a joke and the team was coming off a poor season, did he lower ticket prices? Did he lower concession prices? Did he do anything to make the fan  experience better? Nope. Add in his numerous gaffes that have been piling up over the years (and seemed to multiply this year) and you have a situaiton so toxic it just might have formed crime fighting turtles with a love for pizza and underground extreme sports. 

Dave Brandon sucks. End of. 

evenyoubrutus

November 3rd, 2014 at 12:59 PM ^

Man the Harry Potter thing is weird to me. I remember being in high school when the books started coming out and I was embarrassed that I read (and enjoyed) them; I sure as hell didn't tell anyone. The cool kids thought they were for losers. Now apparently all the jocks and other cool kids are all into them? Man times have changed.

CoverZero

November 3rd, 2014 at 1:14 PM ^

Some of the former football players are apparently very happy with Coach Hoke and liked Dave Brandon as well.

They are also, apparently very happy with being part of a poorly coached, terminally underachieving program that does not produce big or consistent wins on the field. 

Blue Durham

November 3rd, 2014 at 1:18 PM ^

Brandon's statement that the Atheletic Department's customers are the student athletes is quite revealing, and is an attitude and perception that really led to his firing. Any department with the university, any of them, that sets itself up in order to serve itself rather than benefit the university as a whole is ultimately going to be a problem.

Brandon behavior and actions over the years made him few allies and many enemies with the students, alumni, faculty, administration and regents. When the PR disasters hit, nobody outside of the athletic department has spoken up on his behalf. Small wonder his release happened so quickly.

But I do think there is also an underlying current here regarding the players (both current and recently graduated). I think a lot of the Brandon defense is in part for Hoke. They see the writing on the wall and this is an effort to try to retain their coach. If the team gets bowl eligible, they will be very vocal in trying to keep their coach.

steve sharik

November 3rd, 2014 at 1:19 PM ^

  • As for Fred Jackson, realize that the RBs have lost zero fumbles this year.  (Jinx, expect 3 RB fumbles at Northwestern.) Michigan has only 6 lost fumbles.  Devin and Shane both have two each, Darboh lost one against Utah, and the Wyatt Shallman fielding a kickoff fiasco in the same game.  Okay, so we haven't been Jim Brown out there.  But I'd rather have zero fumbles than a Bo Jackson clone except that he loses one or two every game.
  • Nickname suggestion that no one will implement: Jake Ryan will henceforth be referred to not as JMFR, but as "Chopper," as in, "Now, he said, 'read your keys,' but what I heard was, 'Chopper, sic balls.' "
  • As for this season, I actually think we'd have a pretty good team except for two positions: punt team and QB.  Our QBs are horrendous decision-makers.  A lot of the time they make good decisions, and when they do and use good mechanics, they're as good as there is.  Unfortunately, that only happens some of the time, and to a good QB, it has to be every single snap.  If you are having problems reading the D or if you're under pressure such that your mechanics are compromised, run or throw it away.  At this point I would keep the same depth chart, but every time a guy makes a stupid decision, come stand next to me for at least a series.  
  • As for the punt team, Hagerup is a huge waste of potential.  The old football axiom applies: the definition of "potential" is: "haven't done anything yet."  Now, that's not quite true with Will, as he was pretty good in 2010.  But man, too many times he has Chris Stapleton disease: when he needs to boom one, he shanks or line drives; when he needs to pooch, he booms it into the end zone.  And when he does launch one, our defunct punt coverage scheme gives up at least 15 yards.
  • Results: laggards in passing efficiency, TO margin, and net punting--three areas that are vitally important to winning.
  • Props also to the coaching staff for having one of the least penalized teams in the country.  And if you're going to get penalties, get them on defense, b/c offensive penalties are drive killers.
  • Some interesting QB metrics I read recently: Devin Gardner passing efficiency splits, especially by field position.  His rating on our own 20 - 39 yard line is sub-100 (which is turr-ble) with 8 of his 11 picks; i.e., he's giving the opponents immediate scoring opportunities.  Also, down-and-distance: 6 INTs on 1st/8-10 and 2nd/8-10 Rating on 2nd/8-10 = 85.6 on 31 attempts. Ew.
  • Interesting team metrics: from Football Outsiders, 91st in offensive FEI, 102nd in off. eff. (non-opponent adjusted), 99th in yds earned/yds available, 108th in % of drives that begin in own territory and get to at least the opp. 30, and (most depressing) 128th out of 128 ranked teams in % of drives of 10+ plays.  (I just threw up in my mouth.)  What that means is we can't go more than a handful of plays without fucking up on offense.
  • What's so funny/interesting to me is that the more I learn about advanced metrics and football analytics, the more it points to 1) TOs 2) punt team and 3) penalties; i.e., playing mistake-free football.  Turns out the old fogies were right.  So, the formula is: A) recruit great players, B) run great schemes, C) play mistake-free.  Losing teams are teams that try to play outside their abilites and outside of their roles.

Cranky Dave

November 3rd, 2014 at 1:25 PM ^

"Michigan is playing for a berth in the kind of bowl where the gift bags include broken Swatches from 1985"

The entire Michigan community-current & former ayers, fans, coaches, etc- is united in thinking that bowl game is one we should decline

Alton

November 3rd, 2014 at 2:10 PM ^

I don't think that's the case at all.  As a matter of fact, I know it isn't the case because there is at least one Michigan fan who would be opposed to declining a bowl invitation.

Also, does Michigan even have the ability to decline a bowl invitation?  Wouldn't the Big Ten have something to say about that?  I know Notre Dame, but they didn't have an obligation to a conference to collect bowl revenues.

Cranky Dave

November 3rd, 2014 at 3:27 PM ^

saying entire was factually incorrect.  But that was also said tongue in cheek in response to Brian's funny description of whatever bowl this year's team could potentially make and the amount of arguements in this   thread over athletes not understanding muggles, muggles not understanding the athletic department, etc.  i.e. that would unite all those factions for once.  Just not written very well. 

 

 

GoBLUinTX

November 3rd, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^

Michigan won't turn down 15 practices.  Even should there be an entirely new coaching staff with a new scheme, fundementals practiced and learned during those 15 practices can and will be built upon by next year's coaching staff.

Bodogblog

November 3rd, 2014 at 1:28 PM ^

It's time to stop interpreting "The Team The Team The Team" as a moat between 115 players and 113,000 fans.

Someone hit the target last week on these player comments, saying "sometimes you need a neighbor to tell you when your house is on fire, because he can see the whole thing."

So let me do the same for you: if you think this column and your attitude toward these players is doing anything but digging your side of the trench wider and deeper, vomiting more and more into the divide, you're kidding yourself. I know several months ago you cited an article which basically said debate is overrated. In rare cases of human interaction this is true - racism is an obvious example - but for the most part it is not. It's just an excuse for smart people to dismiss the concerns of others. And that's how smart people end up assholes. This is probably exactly what happened to Brandon. This column is you telling Elliot Mealer to go to bed, he's drunk.

If that's what you intended, success. I'm sure a majority of posts on this topic will indicate the mgoblog masses whipped up in opposition of these player affronts. You've said repeatedly what you care about most is Michigan and what's best for the school you love. You feel like having a hand in Brandon's removal was a postive action, so be it. You can put the cannon down now. You don't have to point it at everyone who disagrees with you. Keep it loaded in case the war isn't over, and this one probably isn't. But when you're in a civil war, firing at every threat damages both sides. This is not what's best for Michigan.

kzooblue2016

November 3rd, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^

Sometimes Brian just kills it, and this was one of the posts. Captioning "I am not a role model" under Harry Potter might have been the funniest joke I've seen this football season.

Jevablue

November 3rd, 2014 at 4:22 PM ^

He has a frickin burst. He made guys miss. When he gets through a hole, he's seperating from people instead of being immediately run down.  I'm ready to make the call right now, that is M's best back.