I Think You Mean "Cooler," Sir

Submitted by Brian on October 6th, 2011 at 11:44 AM

I would normally throw this in a UV, but this warrants a little shrine all its own. Via the M-Zone, this is the best summation of Ohio State's contribution to the national culture ever recorded in a bathroom and posted to youtube:

I AGREE.

UPDATE: This guy has a series of weird addled thirty-second bathroom-themed raps. And songs about how his life sucks or how he is the sexiest man in the whole wide world.

Comments

El Jeffe

October 6th, 2011 at 11:53 AM ^

Unlike some of you misanthropes, I try to give all people the benefit of the doubt because it's what the baby Jesus would do. Here are three possibilities:

  • He's reading the transcript of something his adorable 3 year old niece said, adding "yo" and "motherfuckin" here and there just for comedic effect.
  • He, through no fault of his own, has a severe mental illness that makes him think he is his 3 year old niece.
  • He's a Michigan fan who was kidnapped and locked in an OSU fan's elaborately appointed bathroom with a camera. He was told to record a ransom plea but, being a Michigan fan, couldn't resist mocking his captors.

BornInAA

October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM ^

because he normally goes in a cooler, and one is not available, he is confused by the large white thing on the floor. Not knowing how to raise the lid, he unfortunately goes in his pants.

jwschultz

October 6th, 2011 at 11:57 AM ^

Just... what?  What puts these ideas into people's heads and makes them want to share their [hopefully] worst moments ever with the entire world?
In this same category, I just happened across another great M-Zone find that I somehow missed a year ago, but which competes with this for Ultimate Misguided Fan Tribute, while also providing another tally in the "Con" side of the "Mascot?" ledger.

superstringer

October 6th, 2011 at 12:00 PM ^

I feel like my IQ just dropped 5% merely from viewing that.

I'm not sure I can ever take a poop again without thinking about tSIO now.  However, I'm not sure that is a good thing or a bad thing.  I'm inclined to believe that, liking tSIO and fecal material is somehow a natural and normal thing.  When I take a big one I'll let you all know.  Or, maybe not.

Anonymosity

October 6th, 2011 at 12:32 PM ^

I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to poop. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Pooping is a good start. 

StephenRKass

October 6th, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^

Eleven Warriors linked to TWIS yesterday, (and actually gave Mr. Cook props) and warned Ohio fans that the Internet was not always their friend. This is exhibit A for that fact. I would love to hear either eleven warriors or the ozone comment on this. I'm know you guys are lurking . . . what say you?