Draftageddon: It Continues To Continue

Submitted by Brian on May 27th, 2014 at 11:29 AM

PREVIOUSLY ON DRAFTAGEDDON: Many defensive linemen went off the board early, and then there was a big run on tailbacks inexplicably kicked off by Venric Mark. Trash was talked about Shilique Calhoun, because that's how we do this business. Trash was not talked about MSU in general because obviously.

ROUND 5 - PICK 1: Trae Waynes, CB, MSU

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O: QB Braxton Miller (OSU), RB Melvin Gordon (UW), WR Stefon Diggs (MD)
D: DT Carl Davis(IA), CB Trae Waynes (MSU)

BRIAN: To kick off the fifth, I'll grab the last member available from last year's lights-out MSU secondary: Trae Waynes. I trashed Calhoun, and I think justly, so let me explain how MSU is so good on defense: their secondary is impeccable. The safeties are super aggressive, often forced into man coverage as BISB mentioned. This means that the corners are on an island constantly. Waynes was opposite future first-rounder Darqueze Dennard and more than coped, with three INTs and very few derp moments. You have to be good to be in island man coverage all damn day and be part of the #2 secondary in the country when it came to YPA. 

The NFL is also itching to get their hands on Waynes. Fox's Peter Schrager likes him better than Dennard and projects him 11th. Pete Prisco says he might be better and has him 26th. And why not? He's 6'1" and his fake 40 is so so fake at 4.3. Even if Ace was betting on a tailback dropping to him, NW LB versus MSU DB should be no contest.

ROUND 5 - PICK 2: Ameer Abdullah, RB, Nebraska

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O: RB Ameer Abdullah(NEB), WR Devin Funchess (M), LT Brandon Scherff (Iowa)
D: DE Shilique Calhoun (MSU), LB Chi Chi Ariguzo (NW)
ST: KR/PR Ameer Adbullah

ACE: Dammit, Brian. Waynes was the other guy I was considering with my last pick—my decision came down to the respective depth at linebacker and cornerback—but you have a point here about Waynes' pure talent level. I might've over-thought that one.

Thankfully, Seth Millen either really under- or over-thought the Mark selection, so I still get to mock somebody and get one of the best backs in the country. Abdullah led the conference in rushing yards and averaged over six yards per carry last season even though his quarterback was either Taylor Martinez playing through turf toe so bad he failed an NFL physical eight months later, Tommy Armstrong Jr., Ron Kellogg III, or—for one glorious five-yard completion—something called a Ryker Fyfe.

In addition to being a superlative runner, Abdullah's a solid receiver out of the backfield; he cracked 100 yards of offense in all 13 games, and hit the century mark on the ground alone in all but two of them. If you've got a little time to kill, here are 14 minutes of Abdullah highlights from 2013 set to a quality selection of hip hop instrumentals—you won't be bored:

Mark's 2013 highlights, meanwhile, come in JPG form:

Oh, I almost forgot: Abdullah's also a really dangerous return man, averaging 26.1 yards with a TD on 47 career kickoff returns and 10.2 yards with another TD on 31 punt returns. Nebraska didn't utilize him as a returner last year because of his workload at running back, but there are no such limitations in hypothetical MGoB1G fantasyland.

RB/KR/PR Ameer Adbullah it is. Hello, Heisman candidate in the fifth round.

[AFTER THE JUMP: HAAAAAAAAAIIIRRRRRR, Seth drafts more Northwestern skill players for some reason.]

ROUND 5 - PICK 3: Kenny Bell, WR/KR, Nebraska

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O: QB Devin Gardner (Michigan), Kenny Bell (Neb)
D:
DE Joey Bosa (OSU), Kurtis Drummond (MSU), Jake Ryan (Michigan)

BISB: Quick: name every player in the Big Ten who is coming off of consecutive 50-catch seasons. The correct answer, of course, is "Kenny Bell" (though we will accept "Tacopants" for partial credit). The guy is just a really good all-around receiver. He only averaged 11.1 yards per catch this year, but he averaged 17.3 the year before when he wasn't saddled with Tommy Armstrong Jr., Ron Kellogg III, and T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V. He runs solid routes, finds ways to get open, can work underneath, and can take the top off the defense. Despite being relatively thin, he's physical and a willing blocker. He's also a pretty good kick returner.

ROUND 5 - PICK 4: Taiwan Jones, LB, Michigan State
ROUND 6 - PICK 1: Christian Jones, WR, Northwestern

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O: RB Venric "Don't hate me because I'm more NORFLEET than NORFLEET" Mark (NW), Jason Spriggs (IU), WR Christian Jones (NW)
D: DE Randy Gregory(NEB), DT Michael Bennett(OSU), LB Taiwan Jones(MSU)

SETH: Entering 2012 people were writing about how MSU senior caption/coverage OLB Chris Norman would be among the better backers in the conference. By the end of the season Norman was relegated to nickel duty. It wasn't because Norman was bad, but because then-RS sophomore Taiwan Jones simply beat him out for the job (notably, by outperforming him in a game against Indiana). At 6'3/250 he's a thumpin' run stuffer whose game was being impossible to block. His pass defense developed in 2013, when Jones was nearly as much a part of MSU's great passing defense as those guys in the secondary. This year Taiwan will be moving into Max Bullough's old role of Mike/opponent's playcaller.

Heart and soul of Michigan State's defense: I'll take it.

And I'll take another Jones besides. I never thought I'd see the day when MGoBloggers make fun of tiny slot bugs. Also BiSB completely forgot about the Joneses of Northwestern: Christian: 54 catches and Tony, 55. This general disrespect for Northwestern's passing game is interesting, since the Cats are transitioning this year from the Kain Colter show to a passing spread featuring Unstoppable Throw God Trevor Siemian. From my Hokepoints today:

TOP BIG TEN RETURNING RECEIVERS BY RYPR

Receiver Team Tgts Rec Yds 1st

YPT Tgt Rt 1st Dn% RYPR
Devin Funchess Michigan 92 49 748 33 8.1 23% 36% 107.0
Christian Jones Northwestern 77 54 668 40 8.7 20% 52% 93.5
Tony Jones Northwestern 80 55 616 31 7.7 21% 39% 86.2
Shane Wynn Indiana 65 46 633 23 9.7 14% 35% 86.2
Devin Smith Ohio State 73 44 660 25 9.0 20% 34% 84.1
Levern Jacobs Maryland 72 47 633 22 8.8 17% 31% 84.0
Stefon Diggs Maryland 56 34 587 24 10.5 14% 43% 77.9

By the way, Kenny Bell was another five spots down, behind two more Maryland receivers. Maryland has lots of receivers. This has been your Maryland or Rutgers fact of the day.

JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES JONES!

INTERLUDE

ACE: WRONG NORTHWESTERN RECEIVER, SETH.

a wild Prater appears!

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ROUND 6 - PICK 2: Noah Spence, DE, OSU

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O: QB Devin Gardner (Michigan), WR Kenny Bell (Neb)
D:
DE Joey Bosa (OSU), S Kurtis Drummond (MSU), LB Jake Ryan (Michigan), DE Noah Spence (OSU)

BISB: Hey, what are you still doing here little fella?

I don't love Noah Spence. He's athletic as hell, but he suffers from the same thing a lot of Buckeye defenders do, which is to just go crazy chasin' stuff. He's not great against the run, as he is easily rerouted (which tends to happen when your first and only instinct is CHHHHYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEget'emget'emget'em) and when he gets engaged with a blocker, he has rollerskate tendencies (). But if there's a better pure edge rusher in the B1G, I haven't seen him. He can play either WDE or 3-4 OLB, he can drop in coverage, and he can ruin some days. And at pick #22, I may have grabbed him lower than he'll go in the NFL draft. That, my friends, is value.

As for Christian Jones, numbers often lie (SHUT UP ESPN YES THEY DO). Of his 668 yards and 54 catches, 182 yards and 13 of those catches came against Illinois. That's more than a quarter of his yards nearly a quarter of his catches, and they basically came against Saline High School. I like Jones, and considered him over Bell, but he's no Kyle Prater. Though I do appreciate your attempt to recreate the offense that finished 84th in the country in scoring.

ROUND 6 - PICK 3: Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota

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O: RB Ameer Abdullah (NEB), WR Devin Funchess (M), TE Maxx Williams (MN), LT Brandon Scherff (Iowa)
D: DE Shilique Calhoun (MSU), LB Chi Chi Ariguzo (NW)
ST: KR/PR Ameer Adbullah

ACE: With Devin Funchess most definitely a wide receiver, Jake Butt out until midseason, and the Polish Hat and Jacob Pedersen off to the NFL, there's a serious dearth of talent at tight end in the conference. Only two returners at the position broke 400 receiving yards in 2013: OSU's Jeff Heuerman and Williams, who managed the feat in one fewer game.

Despite playing in an offense that ran the ball nearly 70% of the time with a pair of QBs that combined to complete just 51.3% of their passes, Williams led the team in every major receiving category (25 catches, 417 yards, 5 TDs), hauled in 62.5% of his targets—and, impressively, upped that number to an even 70% on passing downs, when he was Minnesota's obvious top target—and averaged 10.4 yards per target. He did all of this as a redshirt freshman who had to expend a considerable amount of energy blocking in the run-heavy Gopher offense.

Williams has the size (6'4", 254) to hold up at the line of scrimmage, the athleticism to make big plays up the seam, and the jump-ball skills to be a red zone terror:

Good luck fielding a back seven that can handle the size/athleticism combo I'll be putting out there with Funchess and Williams. My quarterback, who will be a very lucky man indeed, need only the ability to lob a ball very high in the general direction of one of my long-limbed giants. Also, with players named Maxx, Shilique, and Chi Chi, I've already locked up team-wide NOTY honors in this draft.

BiSB has done the requisite trashing of Seth's pick, so I'll just point out that among weakside DEs, there are still plenty of solid pass-rushers out there: Minnesota's Theiren Cockran, namely, is a hell of a value pick that just dropped into Brian's lap because the rest of us saw the bright shiny objects at WDE and failed to account for depth. Hope y'all find a way to clone Heuerman or run a no-TE offense.

INTERLUDE

BISB: Ah yes, you have sprung your trap by snatching Mitch Leidner's favorite target. Surely all is lost.

/rends garments, gnashes teeth.

ACE: Despite being Mitch Leidner's favorite target, MAXX is still one of the two most productive tight ends in the conference.

Mitch Leidner will not be my quarterback.

Anything else?

BISB: Well, he was a productive tight end for Philip Nelson (before Nelson transferred to Rutgers and kicked a dude's head in). And while I like Maxx quite a bit (he was on my "get this guy unreasonably early" list), at the end of the year his numbers are going to belie his talent because Mitch Leidner.

ACE: And, at the end of the year, he'll still manage to be All-B1G, even if it's partially by default.

BRIAN: /says nothing about Minnesota tight ends

ROUND 6 - PICK 4: OT Rob Havenstein, Wisconsin

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O: QB Braxton Miller (OSU), RB Melvin Gordon (UW), WR Stefon Diggs (MD), OT Rob Havenstein(WI)
D: DT Carl Davis(IA), CB Trae Waynes (MSU)

BRIAN: I'll start my offensive line with my attempt to Cheesebend by grabbing Wisconsin's right tackle to go with Wisconsin's running back who, again, ran for just under eight yards an attempt last year. You may remember Havenstein from a mutual flirtation with Michigan back when he was a recruit; in four years at Wisconsin he's gone from nearly 400 pounds to 327 at 6'8". He was second-team All Big Ten a year ago, and with most of the competition graduated he's a good bet to be on the first team.

He is not a Lewan-esque left tackle wall in pass protection but for my team the road-grading right tackle is just as important, if not more so. And his pass protection was at least decent a year ago, as Wisconsin only gave up 16 sacks on 355 passing attempts.

I know I'm supposed to snark but I am shakin' the old fist that Ace snatched up Maxxxxx. To have those numbers with those quarterbacks and not be an obvious problem in the run game is a hell of a debut.

NEXT TIME ON DRAFTAGEDDON: People try to reassemble various offenses in whole, including Northwestern for some reason!

A Michigan player is taken! Seriously! We might be in trouble you guys!

Comments

mGrowOld

May 27th, 2014 at 12:10 PM ^

I have to confess I am totally lost by this entire excercise and have no idea what it's suppose to represent.  Do you guys keep score somehow and if so, who won last year?  Or is it just which players in the B1G you guys think are good or something?

I may be the only one confused but for me anyways this is a real head-scratcher.

Ace

May 27th, 2014 at 12:59 PM ^

1. Snark.
2. We didn't do one last year because the hoops/hockey mag took up way more time in August than any of us anticipated.
3. When we did this the first time, we did a postseason roundtable in which we snarked more, picked postseason All-B1G teams, and ranked each of the MGoTeams. I'd expect the same this year.
4. The purpose of the whole thing, aside from snarking and getting really familiar with the Big Ten, hasn't been explicitly laid out, but the purpose is to put together the best hypothetical team based on their expected 2014 performance as well as how they fit in with the MGoTeams (ex. Seth drafting a line in 2012 with the stated intent that they'd be a very good zone blocking team). It is by no means whatsoever an exact science.

mGrowOld

May 27th, 2014 at 1:23 PM ^

Thanks guys.  Perhaps some additonal explanation to the non-snark portion of the excercise might be helpful for thick-headed readers such as me. It's clear you guys put a LOT of work into it but because I dont understand what you're trying to accomplish I dont bother reading it and (sick as this admission might be) I do read virtually everything else you guys post.

One man's opinion and I'm fully aware that free consulting advice is worth every penny you pay for it.

wlubd

May 27th, 2014 at 2:42 PM ^

Agreed on scoring system but then you need to grade everybody and that's a pain in the ass for someone to do. Don't mind the idea because it's a way of introducing the key B1G players to everyone, just maybe not presented in the best format.

Space Coyote

May 27th, 2014 at 4:02 PM ^

At the end of it all, have a roundtable vote on who has the best team (don't vote for yourself). This has plenty of opportunity for snark as the teams get ranked.

At end of post, have an ability for readers to vote.

Repeat at season's end.

I like the concept of this, as it's an interesting way of telling readers about the good players around the B1G. It probably just needs to be set up better and with some more guidelines so readers know what the hell is going on besides four guys just snarking on each other on g chat/mail.

m1jjb00

May 27th, 2014 at 9:28 PM ^

You could use some point system that involves post-season all conference teams with bonus points for all american and trophies (national and B1G), maybe weighted (slightly) by position.

Seth

May 27th, 2014 at 5:08 PM ^

BiSB and Ace covered it. I'll reiterate:

  1. THIS IS IN LIEU OF A CONFERENCE PREVIEW. Other blogs/media will give you a "Pre-Season All Big Ten" over these offseason weeks. The purpose of that is to be an easy article for them who watch a lot of non-Michigan football that has a lot of information for you. They also do things like make Funchess the 1st team All Big Ten tight end.

    We here at MGoBlog believe if you use 900 words when you could have written 9,000 and gotten all funny and super informative, you're just not trying hard enough.
     

  2. THIS PUTS MICHIGAN'S PLAYERS IN CONTEXT. How good was Taylor Lewan? So good he was gone in the 1st four picks as a junior. How good is Blake Countess? He's the 2nd cornerback off the board, but well after Trae Waynes. How bad is Michigan's offensive line? How does Jake Ryan compare among other LBs in the conference? After 12 OL have gone off the board nobody's even mentioned one of them.
     
  3. THIS GETS DEEP INTO PLAYERS YOU'LL BE WATCHING. Every pick is made carefully because we're competitive shits, and every pick is explained in detail, with the guy choosing him trying to tell you all sorts of relevant information like "is a good fit for a zone-blocking line" or the dymanics of OSU's defensive front, or why a certain linebacker is a good WLB but would make a better SAM and an awesome MLB. Meanwhile the other three guys also have to become experts on every pick because they're going to snark at them.
     
  4. THIS IS FOR US TOO. Remember how we're really competitive people? Brian uses this fact to make sure we're all furiously studying the rest of the conference before we go to write stuff about this season. This ensures that anyone writing for Brian this year goes into the year knowing way more than any other blogs about players relevant to you.
     
  5. ALL LISTS MUST BE TOP FIVES. Man law.

m1jjb00

May 27th, 2014 at 9:26 PM ^

I don't get the Maxx pick.  You got Heuerman and 3 guys from Penn State to pick from.  Meanwhile, the guys who lose the musical chairs game for center and guard are going to be in pain.