Beware OSU Fans In Libraries

Submitted by Brian on May 25th, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Seeing someone wearing an OSU sweatshirt in the library is already an alarming experience akin to seeing an Amish elder in an arcade. You cannot use any of the objects in this building, so why are you here?

Three possibilities:

  • To play Oregon Trail.
  • To check out the free movies.
  • To head to the kiddie section, pull up some porn, and yank it.

If you chose Door Number C, you are a very, very sick person. You're also absolutely correct:

Make sure you get to the 2:00 minute mark. You will be rewarded. Also partake of last thirty seconds or so. Via EDSBS and They're Out There.