Tacopants to transfer?
So word is that Tacopants has been really unhappy lately, especially since Threet transferred and Tate ignored him during the spring game.
"Last season was pretty rough," says the veteran Michigan receiver, "but at least Steven got me the ball on a regular basis, and Nick really tried to throw to me but, well, let's just leave it at that."
It's been reported that Tacopants was really upset when Threet transferred and is worried that Tate Forcier may be the starter this year. "In practice and the spring game, it seemed like he couldn't even see me," said the 10 foot tall invisible receiver.
I don't have time to make this post as funny as it deserves to be, just wanted to put the idea out there. Hopefully y'all can have some fun with it...
I don't know what to think about this.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:10 PM ^
I do.
to you...NEEEEEXT
Tacopants will make a great living in the NFL though as he moves on to being Calvin Johnson's 10 foot tall invisible friend when Matt Stafford overthrows him on every play.
YES, great point.
Although who's to say Detroit won't use their first pick on Tacopants instead of Stafford?
April 20th, 2009 at 11:40 PM ^
TacoPants and Stafford are a package deal.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:43 PM ^
have had Tacopant's older brother for 40+ years.
Would TacoPants have to sit out a year if he transfers, or do transfer rules not apply to players like him?
I think he just kinda goes wherever the flow takes him.
I'm sorry but can I get an update on who taco pants is? Tacopants aka?
Someone whose family values just don't match up with Rich Rodriguez's.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:29 PM ^
If he doesn't want to be here, then forget him! He's not a Michigan Man. He's selfish and quite frankly, I think he's a quitter.
http://mgoblog.com/content/mgofaq
But Tacopants will never transfer, he is now a staple of Michigan Football, and has been cleared by the NCAA to play for Michigan for eternity. Until we have a quarterback with a 100% completion percentage, he is the the 11 and a half(th?) man. The Lions will have to settle for for someone other than Tacopants in my opinion.
He's made of dreams. Check the mgoblog FAQ, it'll fill you in.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:58 PM ^
Transfer? I had heard he had been suspended from the team for getting in an argument with Tate - something about never getting the ball - but I didn't know he was taking it quite that far.
This saddens me. He has been one of our most consistent receivers the past few years.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:28 PM ^
Very nice! Brought a smile to my face.
I heard that TacoPants had another good friend with the same initials down in C-bus???? I heard because of the whole family values thing, he was looking to follow Butterball Boren and also because he knew with the arm that the other TP had he would get many touches.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:15 AM ^
You know I just thought of something...
Is it possible that in the infamous Greg Paulus flop video it is actually just Tacopants driving hard to the lane and picking up the charge!!!?????
Whoa man don't out him like that!
Is this a joke? Whos Taco Pants?
I heard sandwich eater is transfering too.???
Taco Pants is no joke...
There's nothing funny about Tacopants.
When he gets a lot of touches, nobody is laughing.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:04 AM ^
after his most productive year. Maybe he will decide to stay. After all, Braylon stayed and that really helped Henne. Somehow, though, I don't see Taco Pants having the kind of timing and rapport with Tate that Henne had with Braylon.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:12 AM ^
This was a GREAT, witty, hilarious post. Nice work my blue brother!
April 21st, 2009 at 11:47 AM ^
I never quite understood why Tacopants was Jason Avant's invisible friend. Shouldn't he have been Henne's friend? Henne was the one throwing to him.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:51 AM ^
Did your invisible friend follow OTHER people around?
April 21st, 2009 at 11:59 AM ^
I've never had an invisible friend.
But anyway, if Tacopants was Avant's invisible friend, how was Henne able to see him?
April 21st, 2009 at 12:19 PM ^
I don't know if Henne could see him, but that never stopped him from throwing Tacopants the ball.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:40 PM ^
but it looks like this news has already been reported
http://mgoblog.com/content/tacopants-transfer
wow, bdub. sorry to blatantly rip off your post. Crazy thing is, I'm guessing I probably read it when it was originally posted and somehow forgot (or repressed?) that it's been done already. Apologies.
No problem. This story is big news and bound to have duplicate posts around the boards, and I accept that.