So is Mattison > Hoke now?

Submitted by HAIL-YEA on

Don't get me wrong, I am pretty darn happy abut this hire right now. I dont think I have ever seen this board this excited before. If you were all chicks at a bar I'm pretty sure I could score with each and every one of you tonight.

I'm wondering if people find this to be a better hire then Hoke was. You could make the case that he has a better resume then Hoke for the HC job.(I'm not saying he does, but it can be argued)  And if he is more qualified, how the hell did Hulk Hoke pull this off?

King Douche Ornery

January 18th, 2011 at 10:46 PM ^

ENOUGH with this shit! Let guys post and have their typos! It gives the place that old campy feel rather than the phony, gratuitous "We're all Michigan grads" bullshit. This pecking at guys for spelling, punctuation and ellipses is beginning to have the tone that you guys think the posters are doing it purposely. Go work for the fucking Webster Dictionary people if your writing is so goddam perfect!

The sheer genius of the horseshoe comment going unnoticed so some lame ass can point out a minor miscue is APPALLING.

Have we lost our senses of humor? Did Rodriguez strip every last shred of humanity from us all? (Not me, I hated the bastard).

King Douche Ornery

January 18th, 2011 at 11:03 PM ^

And I'm going to tell you why: Because "humour" was actually a reference to the "mood" people were in as determined by what people believed their blood to be dominated by--the bile. It goes back to Shakespeare's time and earlier, I guess.

What we call "humor" the English call nonsense. Theirs is ruled by irony.

I hope you enjoyed this lesson, because i made it all up.

wlubd

January 18th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^

"If you were all chicks at a bar I'm pretty sure I could score with each and every one of you tonight"

Pics or GTFO.

Time will tell if Hoke was a good hire or not. Mattison is an excellent hire. Proven record at multiple colleges and in the NFL.