Yo Brian

Submitted by Graham Brown on January 16th, 2011 at 2:42 AM

yeah i'm drunk so what...  change the fucking banner

Comments

Bosch

January 16th, 2011 at 9:12 AM ^

I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me drunk one more time.

jamiemac

January 16th, 2011 at 3:41 AM ^

I mean anything but the Smiths. Makes me want to sit in my garage with the car running

Anything, something more snappy. Even if its hillbilly rock

Wait, wut? We're not talking about music of choice for the  blog? This is about he banner? Whats wrong with the banner. I figured somebody finally won the contest. Kinda creative. Brady should be green, though. You wont like him when he's ANGAR. More reason to stop with the Smiths. Who knows what mood that will set off

WHO SAID THAT!!!!!!!

jamiemac

January 16th, 2011 at 3:48 AM ^

Besides, this is a Brian Cook joint. That banner stands forever long he wants. ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT WANT TOMVH TO HOLD YOU!!!!!

WHO SAID THAT!!!!

mGrowOld

January 16th, 2011 at 7:31 AM ^

Wow....good morning to you. Looks like you boys had quite the night raging over such important topics as the banner design.

Now...go get some sleep cause later today we're gonna need to decide on some really important issues like Hoke's DC...the strength of our recruiting class and what's going on with the BBall team.

U Fer M

January 16th, 2011 at 8:32 AM ^

Yeah, I do my best creative writing drunk and in front of the computer, missed my window of opportunity last night though yesterday, had to go to a thing at the  high school, no booze there. Have to make up for it today. What was this about? Why did I read this to the end and decide to post anyway? Why am I asking myself questions?

michiganfanforlife

January 16th, 2011 at 9:24 AM ^

I agree that it's childish. It also pessimistic, condescending, and filled with DOOM. Here's the thing. Recruits who are deciding whether or not to come to Michigan are free to look at this site. Players currently on the team know that Brian is not supporting them. Coach Hoke knows that Brian doesn't like him and he probably won't come back. I'm not saying that the recruits willl make a decision based on it, but it can't help.

Speaking inteligently about the hire is one thing. Crying over and over again about how RR was treated vs. Hoke, or how RR shouldn't have been fired is whining.  I think we should put together a team of monkeys to create an alternate site for people who don't want to see this bullshit until it is changed.

Waters Demos

January 16th, 2011 at 9:38 AM ^

A lot of this looks speculative to me (e.g., impact on recruiting, Hoke knows Brian doesn't like him and won't come back).

But this, in particular

Players currently on the team know that Brian is not supporting them.

is outright incredible.  Does anyone think BC doesn't support the players?  And even if so (again, incredible), how does anyone know what the players know?

BiSB

January 16th, 2011 at 9:44 AM ^

Players currently on the team know that Brian is not supporting them.

This might be just a touch, um, crazy-ass ridiculous.

 I think we should put together a team of monkeys to create an alternate site for people who don't want to see this bullshit until it is changed.

Amazing idea.  It's just crazy that Brian is the only one to create a Michigan sports blog on the whole internet. Good luck with that.

mGrowOld

January 16th, 2011 at 9:43 AM ^

Last time I checked this is still Brian's site and if he wants to put up a banner showing gay monkee sex with recognizeable religious and political figures watching he can.  It's his site, it's his banner and they are his rules.

bryemye

January 16th, 2011 at 10:00 AM ^

This thread was hilarious. Also, if Brian wants to put up a banner with Hoke's face and a surveyor's symbol, that's his god damn right. Now if something awful happens he'll have to deal with a shitstorm and we're all welcome not to come, but it's his god damn right.

As for the "whiny-ass-rhetoric," I think Brian has told you what he thinks, which is mostly FOAD.

michiganfanforlife

January 16th, 2011 at 10:59 AM ^

From left to right:

1 Picture of DB is not a happy pic (he looks like he's got a bad case of tacopants)

.2. The "coaching carousel" is over. The ride stopped and Hoke is our dude.

3. The explosion went with the "Doom" comment that has since been changed to dancing with fancy shoes that sparkle in the moonlight.

4. Seriously? Brian didn't think Hoke had a chance of becoming our head coach, and not taking his candidacy seriously is not really something I want to be reminded of daily. I'm a Michigan fan who supports our coach.

5. Chucky. I really like the first movie, but as with all horror trilogies this got worse as it progressed. No, really I thought Gruden would have been a good idea. But again, we have a coach now who is not an announcer for MNF.

6. The Kitty. However cute this little one is, it doesn't need to be held. BH is a good coach that will build our program back to the top of the B1G where it belongs. We don't need to be coddled because we're gonna kick some ass with this guy.

(I liked the banner before the hire, now that it's over it doesn't make sense)