OT: FREE FuManBlue!
Most of you know the trials and tribulations of FuManBlue. For those that do not, let me just say that, In the heat of passion, he committed a heinous crime (started an emo whine thread). However, while in prison, he has proven himself to be a potentially valuable member of MGoSociety and displayed the potential to do great things.
As such, may it please the MGoCourt, I hereby respectfully request that we free FuManBlue from his shackles. With our help, may he go forth and prosper. Per Geaux_Blue's suggestion, FuManBlue will serve a probationary period during which time all of his new threads will have to include some sort of warning (e.g. "FuManBlue: _________").
In other words . . .
POS-BANG for FuManBlue
[EDIT: WE DID IT!]
January 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM ^
[narrating] In 1966, FuManBlue escaped from MGoBlog prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old FuMan did it in less than twenty. Oh, FuMan loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out FuMan's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Midnight Blue was killed, FuMan decided he'd been here just about long enough. FuMan did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? FuMan crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM ^
I hope you're planning the most epic of epic freedom posts of all-time when you get to 100. I have high hopes for you, my friend. You're about to reach your 5* potential, Big Will Campbell-style.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^
What's really bad is all of the responses in his emo whine thread that told him to go fuck himself were getting posbanged. Sad. The incivility on this board needs to stop. Just because someone disagrees doesn't make them a douchebag, asshole, bitch or anything else you'd call a guy getting sent to the penalty box.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
Just went through and posbanged his posts here. When I loaded a new page...
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -656 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -653 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -650 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -643 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -633 mgopoints.
User FuManBlue earned 1 mgopoints Total now is -621 mgopoints.
He's at -609 now. Damn, you guys work fast. 0_0
January 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^
We should make 'Free Fu' T-Shirts!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
by 4:30 at the latest at this rate
January 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
I'm just surprised that no one has chosen "emowhinepost" as a username.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:26 PM ^
hope that bolivia was a good lesson, here's to better posting and supporting! Cheers!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
+1 for all, even Geaux Blue (whom I have always liked and admired) despite has puritan-esque pronouncement.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM ^
i read The Crucible every week.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:30 PM ^
Awww, all this mgolove is top notch. Keep the pos-bang going!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM ^
This thread brings a tear to my eye. It's amazing how beautiful the world can be when we all work together.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM ^
About +800 points in an hour. The chains are coming off.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM ^
When this began, the convicted felon was 2100 in the red . . .
January 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM ^
ITS AN MGOCHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM ^
Free at last! Free at last!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM ^
I have him at +5 right now. Fu, please start a thread when you are eligible so we all know.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM ^
FU U DiD IT
January 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
WE HAVE POSITIVES!!!!!!!
I'm glad that you paid your debt to society.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
Congrats FuManBlue. May you use your freedom wisely.
January 14th, 2011 at 7:05 PM ^
Post's! They always make me laugh.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:47 PM ^
what a great day to be an mgoblog-er!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
Every party needs a pooper. I guess you fit the bill. Welcome! -1 for your time.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:53 PM ^
Looks like SOMEONE is angling for Fu's recently vacated 2-bedroom apartment in La Paz...
January 14th, 2011 at 7:28 PM ^
MGoBlog can taketh away.
If you think we're not capable of sending you to Bolivian faster than we broke FU out, you're wrong.
Oh wait, it costs to neg someone? Nevermind. You should be fine.
Just don't draw the ire of our supreme leader, because i'm not sure how much Profit is charging these days. Certainly his rates have gone up after what he just pulled off for FU.
Simply amazing.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^
You're my boy FU!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
I think this is a good example of checks and balances.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM ^
FuManBlue
January 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM ^
I am not going to lie, I thought this would have taken a little longer.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM ^
Freedom. fumanblue. free at last.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:45 PM ^
Well that was the highlight of my day.
Is that sad? Meh.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM ^
Good times.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM ^
Are you going to keep the pink jumpsuit? What's the recidivism rate from Bolivia?
January 14th, 2011 at 3:51 PM ^
Great Pos Bang. That happened pretty fast. Good job sticking through and not just adding a new user account